00:00:14 MARK: Who are you?

00:00:26 MARK: Who are you?

00:00:49 HELLY: Hello?

00:00:58 MARK: I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

00:01:02 MARK: Hi there, you on the table. I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.

00:01:07 HELLY: Who is that?

00:01:09 MARK: Five questions.

00:01:10 MARK: Now, I know you're sleepy, but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.

00:01:16 HELLY: Who's speaking?

00:01:27 HELLY: Oh, God.

00:01:37 HELLY: Hey! Open the door!

00:01:47 MARK: I'd be just thrilled to chat once we've run the survey. Shall we begin with question one?

00:01:54 HELLY: I'm not taking your survey.

00:01:57 MARK: Shall we begin with question one?

00:02:02 HELLY: Let me out of here.

00:02:08 HELLY: Hey!

00:02:10 HELLY: Open the door!

00:02:13 HELLY: Fuck.

00:02:15 HELLY: Hey! Let me out!

00:02:41 HELLY: Hey.

00:02:44 MARK: Hello.

00:02:46 HELLY: Five questions?

00:02:48 MARK: Five questions.

00:02:51 HELLY: What do I get at the end?

00:02:54 MARK: Depends on your answers.

00:02:59 HELLY: Okay.

00:03:01 MARK: Great. Off we go. Now to start, who are you?

00:03:06 HELLY: That's the first question?

00:03:09 MARK: First name will do.

00:03:24 HELLY: I don't…

00:03:26 MARK: It's okay. If you can't answer the question, feel free to say, “unknown.”

00:03:32 HELLY: What is this?

00:03:34 MARK: Okay, unknown.

00:03:35 MARK: Question two, in which US state or territory were you born?

00:03:39 HELLY: Wait. MARK: Which state or territory, please?

00:03:42 HELLY: I don't know. MARK: Unknown.

00:03:44 MARK: Question three, please name any US state or territory.

00:03:48 HELLY: Fuck. I… MARK: First that comes to mind.

00:03:49 HELLY: I don't know. Delaware. What is this? MARK: Delaware.

00:03:52 MARK: Question four, what is Mr. Eagan's favorite breakfast?

00:03:57 HELLY: I don't… That one makes no sense.

00:03:58 MARK: Right? Unknown. Question five. And as a reminder, this is the final question. To the best of your memory, what is or was the color of your mother's eyes?

00:04:27 HELLY: Okay, what's hap… What's happening?

00:04:29 MARK: Unknown. So that's unknown, unknown, Delaware, unknown, unknown.

00:04:38 HELLY: What the hell did you do to me?

00:04:51 MARK: That's a perfect score.

00:06:49 FLORENCE: Are you ready for Mr. Scout?

00:07:00 FLORENCE: Thank you.

00:07:05 FLORENCE: Go ahead.

00:08:31 JUDD: Mr. Scout.

00:08:33 MARK: Hi, Judd.

00:08:44 JUDD: All right, see you this evening. MARK: Yep, see you soon.

00:11:16 DYLAN: You're breathing shitty. MARK: Sorry.

00:11:17 DYLAN: You sick?

00:11:19 MARK: Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.

00:11:21 DYLAN: If you breathe on me, I'll rip your larynx out.

00:11:23 MARK: Wow. That went right to ten. I feel like ripping out my germ-ridden larynx would get you sicker than just me breathing on you.

00:11:33 MARK: Oh.

00:11:35 DYLAN: Petey better not be out for the day, 'cause I'm about zero seconds from wrapping the Tumwater file, and he needs to process it.

00:11:40 MARK: I think he's out.

00:11:43 DYLAN: If he doesn't process today, they won't know until Tuesday of next week. It's typical Lumon bullshit.

00:11:47 MARK: Careful, guy.

00:11:50 IRVING: Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

00:11:52 DYLAN: Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.

00:11:54 IRVING: About the greeting? You were kidding.

00:11:55 DYLAN: No, we sincerely hate it. How many reasons did we come up with?

00:12:00 MARK: Eight. DYLAN: Eight reasons.

00:12:02 DYLAN: Chief among them the latent condescension.

00:12:05 MARK: And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or…

00:12:08 DYLAN: Yeah. What kind of a shit dad are you?

00:12:12 IRVING: No Petey? MARK: We think he's sick.

00:12:14 IRVING: Oh, no. And Dylan's about to wrap Tumwater today.

00:12:17 DYLAN: Yeah, and if he doesn't see me finish, I might get passed over for Refiner of the Quarter and miss out on my goddamn Waffle Party.

00:12:23 IRVING: Grumble, grumble. These perks are so out of hand. When we'd process a file in the old days, they'd shake our hand and fill up the creamer.

00:12:30 DYLAN: I still don't buy they actually incentivized creamer.

00:12:32 IRVING: They did. And back then, we were grateful for it.

00:12:35 DYLAN: That's fucked, dude.

00:12:37 IRVING: Yes, very fucked. To put in an honest day's work and not get a children's breakfast in return.

00:12:43 DYLAN: Irv's got claws today.

00:12:46 MILCHICK: Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.

00:12:49 IRVING: Hi, Mr. Milchick.

00:12:51 MILCHICK: Mark, could I have a word?

00:13:23 MILCHICK: Last time you saw Ms. Cobel, she was in her old office. Now she's in her new office. It's a completely different office.

00:13:31 MARK: What's this about?

00:13:32 MILCHICK: She'd never say so, but I know a compliment about the office would just make her day.

00:13:47 COBEL: Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.

00:13:51 MARK: Nice office.

00:13:52 COBEL: It's horrid.

00:13:55 MARK: Yeah, the old one was better.

00:14:04 COBEL: Oh… You look awful. You look hungover. Have a seat.

00:14:15 COBEL: The Board will be joining us remotely today.

00:14:20 COBEL: I have Mark S. at my desk.

00:14:32 MARK: Oh, uh, hello. I assume this is about me acting as department chief today. Okay. Well… I mean, I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

00:14:47 COBEL: Petey is no longer with this company.

00:14:52 MARK: I'm sorry?

00:14:54 COBEL: I said, Petey is no longer with this company.

00:14:59 MILCHICK: I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships.

00:15:06 MARK: I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?

00:15:10 MILCHICK: We'd love to tell you, but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids. We'd be aiding an assault on Petey's privacy by you.

00:15:20 COBEL: Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?

00:15:29 COBEL: Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier in the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief. Congratulations.

00:15:49 COBEL: Oh, a handshake is available upon request.

00:15:58 MARK: Thank you. May I have a handshake?

00:16:07 COBEL: I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow. Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics. You'll be fine.

00:16:17 MILCHICK: If you need to take a few minutes… MARK: Thank you. I don't.

00:16:23 MARK: Oh, and, uh, thank you to the Board as well.

00:16:28 COBEL: The Board won't be contributing to this meeting vocally.

00:16:43 IRVING: Our last refiner, who was a woman, was…

00:16:46 MARK: Carol. Dylan's old seat.

00:16:51 IRVING: Don't be sad.

00:16:52 MARK: I'm fine. We'll be fine.

00:16:54 IRVING: I know you and Petey were close. He was the only one who really appreciated your humor.

00:17:00 MARK: Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed to start with just the input survey? Isn't that a little weird?

00:17:05 MILCHICK: It's standard. Just start at 1A and continue by line, based on her answers.

00:17:10 MARK: Well, what if I just talk to her?

00:17:12 MILCHICK: She deserves to have the information presented to her in the proper order. Just as you had.

00:17:17 MARK: “If the trainee becomes agitated and demands to leave, skip to page 19.”

00:17:24 IRVING: She has to ask three times for you to let her.

00:17:27 MARK: Right. Yes.

00:17:33 MARK: Image is good.

00:17:36 IRVING: She looks nice.

00:17:39 MILCHICK: Okay. You're all set.

00:17:44 MILCHICK: I just love seeing you all come in like this.

00:17:48 MILCHICK: Go on ahead when you're ready.

00:17:53 IRVING: All right. MARK: Okay.

00:18:02 IRVING: There you go.

00:18:06 MARK: Who are you?

00:18:16 IRVING: All right.

00:18:19 MARK: Who are you?

00:18:26 IRVING: Mark. MARK: What?

00:18:28 IRVING: You skipped the preamble.

00:18:30 HELLY: Hello?

00:18:31 MARK: Shit!

00:18:36 MARK: I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

00:18:42 IRVING: That's it. MARK: Okay.

00:18:45 MARK: Hi there, you on the table. I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.

00:18:51 HELLY: Who is that?

00:18:53 MARK: Five questions. Now, I know you're sleepy, but I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.

00:19:01 HELLY: Who's speaking?

00:19:02 MARK: “Who's speaking?”

00:19:17 HELLY: Hey! Open the door!

00:19:18 IRVING: Mark.

00:19:20 MARK: I'd be just thrilled to chat, once we've run the survey. Shall we begin with question one?

00:19:24 HELLY: I'm not taking your survey.

00:19:29 MARK: Shall we begin with question one?

00:19:32 HELLY: Let me out of here. Hey!

00:19:37 HELLY: Open the door! IRVING: She's not supposed to do that.

00:19:40 HELLY: Hey!

00:19:41 IRVING: She's going to break in.

00:19:43 HELLY: Let me out! MARK: No, she's not.

00:19:46 MILCHICK: Are you seeing this?

00:19:48 COBEL: I'm watching.

00:19:51 MIKCHICK: Should I help?

00:19:54 COBEL: You should not.

00:20:02 MARK: That's a perfect score.

00:20:05 MARK: Now, I think I know where our disconnect is coming from.

00:20:10 HELLY: What? MARK: Well, there was a preamble, which I was supposed to read before the survey, to lead into the questions and… But I unfortunately skipped that and went straight into the survey.

00:20:22 HELLY: Am I livestock?

00:20:24 MARK: I'm sorry?

00:20:26 HELLY: Like, did you grow me as food and that's why I have no memories?

00:20:33 MARK: You think we grew a full human, gave you consciousness…

00:20:38 HELLY: I don't know. MARK: did your nails and…

00:20:39 HELLY: I don't know. I don't know you.

00:20:41 MARK: No, you're not livestock. Good Lord.

00:20:44 HELLY: Then what's my name?

00:20:47 MARK: Helly. Your name is Helly. Helly R.

00:20:52 MARK: Please.

00:21:08 MARK: Thank you for taking the welcome survey. I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid or disoriented. Well, the good news is, you're at an orientation.

00:21:25 MARK: You see, you have been hired to a position on the severed floor of Lumon Industries.

00:21:31 HELLY: The what floor?

00:21:44 MARK: I understand you're confused about the severance procedure. Before we hop on that, let's chat about something I bet you have heard of, the work/life balance. To start, imagine yourself as a seesaw.

00:22:01 MARK: Ow! Fuck!

00:22:02 MARK: That locks from out there!

00:22:04 HELLY: Let me out! MARK: God!

00:22:08 MARK: Can we just take a beat? Please.

00:22:24 MARK: Please.

00:22:47 MARK: Okay, my name's Mark. And, uh… So, I…

00:22:53 MARK: You know, few years back, I woke up on this table. In this room. And a disembodied voice asked me 19 times who I was.

00:23:07 MARK: And when I realized I couldn't answer, I told that voice that I would find him and kill him.

00:23:16 MARK: I don't know why I said that. I mean, I was scared too.

00:23:20 HELLY: Did you kill the voice?

00:23:23 MARK: No.

00:23:25 MARK: No, that voice's name was Petey, and he became my best friend.

00:23:32 MARK: So, look, you know, there is a life to be had here, Helly.

00:23:36 HELLY: A life to be had?

00:23:47 MARK: Well, you see, life, like a seesaw, requi…

00:23:56 HELLY: Let me the fuck out of here!

00:24:07 MARK: Ask me again. HELLY: What?

00:24:10 MARK: You've asked twice to be let go. Ask one more time.

00:24:16 HELLY: Mark. MARK: Yeah?

00:24:18 HELLY: I would like to leave the building now.

00:24:23 MARK: I understand you don't feel it's working out for you here at Lumon. While disappointed, I'd hate to keep you somewhere you're not happy. So, let's get you outta here.

00:24:39 MARK: Irv.

00:25:03 MARK: The departments are pretty spaced out, but it'll all fill in one day. They're planning an expansion.

00:25:10 HELLY: And I'm, what, part of that?

00:25:12 MARK: No. You're a replacement.

00:25:15 HELLY: Replacement for who? Why are you saying that like you hate it?

00:25:27 MARK: Here's your stairwell. Just past the bend.

00:25:36 HELLY: You're not coming with me?

00:25:38 MARK: I'm not allowed to see.

00:25:39 HELLY: Excuse me?

00:25:41 MARK: Well, once you leave, you… I just can't watch you leave.

00:25:53 HELLY: Of course you can't.

00:26:27 HELLY: What the hell?

00:27:21 HELLY: Am I dead? MARK: No.

00:27:24 HELLY: This isn't, like, hell or something? MARK: No.

00:27:27 HELLY: Then why the fuck can't I leave?

00:27:29 MARK: Well, you did leave, just now. Out into the stairwell at least.

00:27:32 MARK: You left, but you came back.

00:27:35 HELLY: I did not. MARK: You did. Come on.

00:27:42 COBEL: Weaponizing office equipment on your first day. You are gonna be fun. Look, I do sympathize. I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer. And he is your department chief. So we'll both have to be strong. The good news is, there's only one part left of your orientation, which Mark can't possibly derail.

00:28:11 HELLY: Why is that?

00:28:12 COBEL: Because it's a video.

00:28:22 COBEL: Welcome to Lumon, Helly.

00:28:50 COBEL: Have a seat.

00:29:10 MARK: Are you mad at me?

00:29:13 COBEL: For the incompetence or the disobedience?

00:29:18 MARK: Well… COBEL: Yes!

00:29:22 COBEL: You know, my mother was an atheist. She used to say that there was good news and bad news about hell. The good news is, hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.

00:29:47 MARK: I don't know what that means.

00:29:51 COBEL: A department like yours can go so good or so bad. You know what makes the difference? The people.

00:30:16 MILCHICK: You can have a seat.

00:30:31 MILCHICK: Okay, go ahead and have a seat.

00:30:44 HELLY: My name is Helly R. I'm making this video roughly two hours before it will be shown to me. I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure colloquially known as severance. I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split, separating my memories between my work life and my personal life. I acknowledge that, henceforth, my access to my memories will be spatially dictated. I will be unable to access outside recollections whilst on Lumon's severed basement floor, nor retain work memories upon my ascent. I am aware that this alteration is comprehensive and irreversible. I make these statements freely.

00:31:44 MILCHICK: Okay, that's a wrap.

00:31:54 MILCHICK: Okay. Go ahead.

00:32:16 HELLY: So I'll never leave here?

00:32:20 MARK: You'll leave at 5:00. Well, actually, they stagger our exits, so 5:15. But it won't feel like it. Not to this version of you anyway.

00:32:31 HELLY: Do I have a family?

00:32:33 MARK: You'll never know.

00:32:36 HELLY: And I have no choice.

00:32:39 MARK: Well, every time you find yourself here, it's because you chose to come back.

00:33:13 IRVING: Hello.

00:33:52 MARK: Good night.

00:33:53 JUDD: Good night.

00:34:43 MARK: “Dear Mark, Whilst carrying boxes in a room today, you slipped on an overhead projector slide and sustained a minor blow to the temple.”

00:35:20 HELLY: Hey!

00:35:22 MARK: Sorry.

00:35:25 HELLY: Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.

00:35:29 MARK: Sorry.

00:36:30 TELEVISION: Indeed, this gnat will spend much of its three to seven-day life…

00:36:52 MARK: No, I know, Mrs. Selvig. It's just, it was in my space again. Yeah. Well, trash comes tomorrow night. Tonight's recycling. Yeah, it is weird, but that's how they do it. And with both yours, there's no room for…

00:37:25 DEVON: Hey. MARK: Hey.

00:37:31 DEVON: Did you forget?

00:37:37 MARK: Oh, yeah. Shit.

00:37:38 DEVON: That's okay.

00:37:40 MARK: Sorry. DEVON: That's fine.

00:37:41 DEVON: Do you wanna put on pants, and I'll… MARK: I'm wearing pants.

00:37:44 DEVON: meet you in… Those are not pants.

00:37:47 MARK: So if there's no dinner, how is it dinner?

00:37:51 DEVON: Okay. MARK: Like…

00:37:53 DEVON: You actually owe me this.

00:37:55 MARK: Do I? DEVON: Yep.

00:37:57 DEVON: You remember that time when we were kids and I was a way better sibling than you?

00:38:00 MARK: Must have slipped my mind.

00:38:04 DEVON: Also, I know we're nearing the anniversary, so I just thought maybe you'd wanna be around people.

00:38:10 MARK: Nope.

00:38:13 DEVON: This is nice. When did you get it?

00:38:15 MARK: Something from work, and they apologized.

00:38:18 DEVON: They apologized. Thank God. Did they tack an explanation onto that apology?

00:38:22 MARK: It's fine. Got a gift card.

00:38:25 DEVON: You got a gift card. Where's he going to?

00:38:29 MARK: I don't know. Pip's.

00:38:31 DEVON: Of course it's Pip's. Well, enjoy.

00:38:34 MARK: I will, without you.

00:38:45 RICKEN: There's our captive.

00:38:46 MARK: Hi, Rick. RICKEN: Ricken. Come on, it's Ricken.

00:38:50 RICKEN: You, sir, look at peace. MARK: You know.

365 00:38:53 - Okay. - Hi, baby.

366 00:38:54 Hi.

367 00:38:56 No, what a lot of people overlook, I think, is that life is not food.

368 00:39:00 - Right. - You've got life,

369 00:39:02 this complex quality of sentience and activity.

370 00:39:06 And then you've got food, which is what?

371 00:39:09 - Yes, what is it? - Fuel.

372 00:39:11 Calories. It's not the same thing.

373 00:39:13 - Yes, that is spot on, Patton. - I definitely agree.

374 00:39:15 Though, if I'm…

375 00:39:17 Sorry, Mark and my dad used to have “whiskey is life” carved on a flask.

376 00:39:24 - True. - It was low-hanging fruit.

377 00:39:26 He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.

378 00:39:28 Now, Mark, Ricken told Rebeck and me that you're a former history professor.

379 00:39:32 Yeah.

380 00:39:33 So I'm curious for your take on all of this.

381 00:39:37 The food v life of it.

382 00:39:41 Well, I'm not sure. I taught mostly about World War I.

383 00:39:44 Okay. Well, I got one for you.

384 00:39:47 I was just reading this think piece

385 00:39:49 about the comparative levels of violence and warfare throughout history.

386 00:39:53 Nerd alert.

387 00:39:54 War porn, I know.

388 00:39:56 But anyway, in it, he said that the people actually called it the Great War.

389 00:40:03 Apparently, it would have been a faux pas to have called it World War I.

390 00:40:06 Is that right?

391 00:40:11 Well, you know, no one would've called it World War I

392 00:40:16 'cause World War II hadn't happened yet.

393 00:40:21 - Wow. - Of course.

394 00:40:23 - That's absolutely right. - Duh.

395 00:40:25 That's so true.

396 00:40:26 This is why we bring this guy.

397 00:40:28 Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator as well. Russian literature.

398 00:40:32 - I love literature. - Right?

399 00:40:35 But Mark is a Lumon man now.

400 00:40:37 - Ricken. - Really?

401 00:40:39 Yeah. About two years.

402 00:40:41 - Do you design the medicines? - No.

403 00:40:43 I thought Lumon was more on the tech side of things.

404 00:40:45 - They began in the 1800s. - Really?

405 00:40:47 Topical salves, right?

406 00:40:49 What don't they make?

407 00:40:51 Yeah, but I'm in the corporate archives division, so…

408 00:40:54 So you know all the dirty secrets.

409 00:40:57 - No, not really. - No.

410 00:40:59 Mark's work is sensitive enough as to require the severance procedure.

411 00:41:07 Well.

412 00:41:10 That's something, isn't it?

413 00:41:14 Yeah. It's also, I think, something that's his choice to tell people or not.

414 00:41:17 - Right, Ricken? - Oh, my God.

415 00:41:18 - No. No. - Oh, God, Mark.

416 00:41:20 - Please forgive me. - No. It's okay. I don't care.

417 00:41:22 - My apologies. - No, I think it's fascinating.

418 00:41:25 I mean, I wish I could do it.

419 00:41:28 I'd just always be thinking about, you know, the other one.

420 00:41:34 Well, there is no other one.

421 00:41:38 It's me. I do the job.

422 00:41:40 I just don't grasp the visceral element. What does it feel like?

423 00:41:48 Well, it's simple. One's memories are bifurcated,

424 00:41:51 so when you're not at work, you have no recollection of what it is you do there.

425 00:41:55 Did I get that right, Mark?

426 00:41:56 - Well, it's… - So you walk in at 9:00 a.m.,

427 00:41:59 and then suddenly it's 5:00, and you're leaving?

428 00:42:01 - Well, they stagger us a little, so… - They stagger you?

429 00:42:04 And then, conversely, when you're at work, you can't access outside memories.

430 00:42:07 So, in effect, that version of you is trapped there.

431 00:42:11 Well…

432 00:42:13 - Well, I mean, not trapped, but… - But what?

433 00:42:20 No, no. I'm curious. What were you gonna say? But not trapped, but what?

434 00:42:27 What were you saying?

435 00:42:32 So I suppose we know where you fall on the congressional goings-on.

436 00:42:35 Okay, I think we may be

437 00:42:36 - missing the point here. - Yeah.

438 00:42:39 The point is that Mark made a decision.

439 00:42:42 And that decision was controversial,

440 00:42:45 ethically and socially.

441 00:42:47 Morally. Scientifically.

442 00:42:51 But, Mark, I stand behind you

443 00:42:55 without reservation.

444 00:42:56 - So well said. - Thank you.

445 00:42:58 - Absolutely. - I definitely stand behind Mark.

446 00:43:02 Wow.

447 00:43:04 Thank you. That's very sweet.

448 00:43:07 Well, we're at the point where, traditionally,

449 00:43:10 I would say something like, “Dig in.”

450 00:43:13 But I must say, I do think that the lack of food

451 00:43:16 has allowed us to already do so on a much deeper level.

452 00:43:21 - Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. - Right?

453 00:43:23 I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't had a food-based dinner event in…

454 00:43:27 If I give you $3,000, will you forgive me?

455 00:43:31 Well, because your child is innocent of tonight's atrocities,

456 00:43:36 I'll wait until after it's born to murder you.

457 00:43:40 Oh, my God. Here you go, buddy.

458 00:43:46 Thank you.

459 00:43:52 Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man with that weird little mustache?

460 00:44:01 You're not going?

461 00:44:04 Well, the work thing's helped.

462 00:44:08 Yeah.

463 00:44:10 I'm proud of you for taking that job. I really am.

464 00:44:14 And I think she would've been too. I know she would've been.

465 00:44:20 I just feel like forgetting about her for eight hours a day

466 00:44:23 isn't the same thing as healing.

467 00:44:34 You wanna crash here, since you're already here?

468 00:44:38 No.

469 00:44:40 Why?

470 00:44:41 Your house smells like pregnancy.

471 00:44:47 Yeah, I'm just not grasping the visceral element of it.

472 00:44:51 She is fun, wasn't she?

473 00:44:53 - You're definitely staying here tonight. - No, I'm not.

474 00:44:55 I'm making all the bedsheets myself,

475 00:44:57 so I won't finish with the big one for some time.

476 00:45:01 But the twin is comfortable,

477 00:45:04 and the pajamas were made on a Baltic handloom,

478 00:45:07 so you'll sleep well.

479 00:45:10 Thanks. I still don't quite get the three beds.

480 00:45:14 - Right. - Ricken's colleague told us

481 00:45:16 that switching out the beds as the child grows can wound that child.

482 00:45:20 Irreparably.

483 00:45:21 But if you provide said child with all of its beds upon birth,

484 00:45:26 you allow it to progress across the room at its own rate.

485 00:45:29 Got it. Yeah.

486 00:45:36 Yeah.

487 00:45:38 I think people really enjoyed you tonight, Mark.

488 00:45:42 Good.

489 00:45:44 All right, baby.

490 00:45:46 - You ready, baby? - Yeah.

491 00:45:47 - Let's go. - Sweet dreams.

492 00:45:48 Thanks.

00:45:51 MARK: Good night, milord.

00:45:53 DEVON: Good night, milady.

495 00:47:51 Hey.

496 00:47:53 Hey.

497 00:47:54 How long you been up?

498 00:47:56 A while.

499 00:48:00 There was a businessman in the yard last night.

500 00:48:04 - A businessman? - Yeah.

501 00:48:06 Entry-level or management?

502 00:48:08 I'm serious.

503 00:48:09 There was seriously a man in my yard last night?

504 00:48:11 Yeah.

505 00:48:13 Holy shit.

506 00:48:15 He, you know, looked at me weird, like he knew me.

507 00:48:19 Did the prowler invading my home make you feel seen?

508 00:48:21 So seen.

509 00:48:24 Well, there's a bar down the hill. It's probably just a stumbler.

510 00:48:28 Speaking of which, you still smell like a distillery.

511 00:48:31 I'm sorry, I just had to drown out the memory

512 00:48:35 of Mom and Dad switching out my beds when we were kids.

513 00:48:39 You've been sitting on that one.

514 00:49:32 Hello.

515 00:49:35 Okay. So, recycling was last night, Mrs. Selvig.

516 00:49:40 Tonight's garbage.

517 00:49:41 And you keep putting your bin on my side. So…

518 00:49:47 Yeah. Okay.

519 00:49:49 You know, I actually can't talk right now. I'm out at dinner. But…

520 00:49:54 No, by myself.

521 00:49:59 Pip's Bar and Grille.

522 00:50:02 Excuse me.

523 00:50:05 Hang up. Quickly.

524 00:50:12 I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig. They've cooked the food, and it's here.

00:50:18 PETEY: Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

526 00:50:26 I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.

527 00:50:31 Are you following me?

528 00:50:34 Your voice is different here.

529 00:50:37 Worse.

530 00:50:40 - Okay, who the fuck are you? - Petey.

531 00:50:43 My name is Petey. I'm from work.

532 00:50:47 Well, that's not plausible. Everyone in my department is…

533 00:50:51 Severed. Severed. I was.

534 00:50:56 Okay. Well, severance is pretty permanent.

535 00:50:58 Yeah. Bypassing the implant wasn't easy. I had help.

536 00:51:15 So, what, you were unhappy at work?

537 00:51:18 - And instead of lodging a complaint, you… - No.

00:51:21 PETEY: I tried that first. So did you.

00:51:26 MARK: Right. Okay. So…

00:51:30 MARK: You've unsevered.

00:51:32 MARK: And now you, what, think they're after you or something?

00:51:41 PETEY: Yeah.

00:51:45 PETEY: “They” being Graner, who's probably out here right now.

00:51:49 MARK: Graner. Okay. Is that, like, a person you know or…

00:51:54 PETEY: We both know him. We don't like him.

00:51:59 MARK: I see.

00:52:06 PETEY: Nothing down there is what they say. If something happens to me, the things I know need to stay known.

00:52:20 PETEY: I'd prefer it be by a friend.

00:52:28 MARK: So, we're friends?

00:52:32 PETEY: I'm your best friend. You're my very good friend.

00:53:12 PETEY: Mark, sorry about the card. and I know it's not appropriate.

00:53:18 Though I'm sure you'd be a really fucking awesome niece.

00:53:23 PETEY: We used to wonder what kind of men we were on the outside, what choices we had made and why.

00:53:37 PETEY: I used to think it would take a monster to put someone in a place like that office.

00:53:43 PETEY: Especially if the person was himself.

00:53:49 PETEY: But we're not monsters, Mark. Not real ones.

00:53:55 PETEY: If you don't wanna know what's going on down there, I won't force it.

00:54:02 PETEY: But if you do, there's an address on the back of this card.

00:54:08 PETEY: Go alone, and you'll find the beginning of a very long answer.

00:54:34 COBEL: Mark, is that you?

00:54:37 MARK: Hi, Mrs. Selvig.

00:54:39 COBEL: Will you color me embarrassed for the mix-up with the bins?

00:54:44 MARK: No, it's no problem.

00:54:46 COEBL: How was dinner?

00:54:48 MARK: Fine. I'm just, you know, tired.

00:54:53 COBEL: You know, my mother was a Catholic.

00:54:56 COBEL: She used to say it takes the saints eight hours to bless a sleeping child.

00:55:02 MARK: I hope you aren't rushing the saints.

00:55:06 COBEL: Well, I'll give them ample time tonight.

00:55:11 MARK: Good night, Mrs. Selvig.

00:55:12 COBEL: Mark.

00:55:16 COBEL: You're good people.