Dylan George is a Macrodata Refiner at Lumon Industries. He is by far the goofiest of the group and serves as comic relief throughout the show. He is highly motivated by Lumon's perks.

The turning point in Dylan’s personality comes in Hide and Seek, when he is woken up by Milchick with Overtime Contingency at his home, and briefly sees his child. Afterwards, he becomes hungry for any scraps of information he can get about his outie's life, and even bites Milchick on the arm.

In The We We Are, he stays behind to wake the others up from the inside. Milchick tempts him with paintball and coffee cozies, but after he expresses his hunger for information about his children, Milchick tells him he has two others. He offers more information, but Dylan refuses to give in.

• Although Irving’s files at home list a Dylan Griffin working for the company, Dylan’s surname is revealed to be George according to his work identification badge.

Milchick: I bet the tempers were disappointed. I can still get you back in there. I can get you any perk you want, Dylan. Hey, there's stuff you don't even know about. There's paintball, there's coffee cozie. Dylan, come on! Just say the word, and I'll get you a coffee cozy literally right now, Dylan. Come on, man!

Dylan: I wanna remember my fucking kid being born!

– The We We Are, 35:32

Dylan: Okay, if our outies are up there severing their brains, shit must have gotten pretty bad. Famine, plagues, et cetera. So what is a desperate humanity to do?

Helly: Populate the sea?

Dylan: Populate the sea. But first, they gotta send probes down there to clean up all the deadly eels and shit, 'cause we can't cohabitate with that. So we send the probes down, they send us the data coded, we sense what's eels, and then we tell the probes what to blow up.

– In Perpetuity, 39:53

• Good News About Hell
• Half Loop
• In Perpetuity
• The You You Are
• The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design
• Hide and Seek
• Defiant Jazz
• What’s for Dinner?
• The We We Are

• List of Characters