Imagine yourself as a see-saw. On one end, you've got your work responsibilities: Phones! Papers! Rigmarole! On the other side is your personal baggage: Aerobics! Children! Church!

Do not allow yourself to snap between the weight of your stressful and unbalanced life.

Ask your supervisors if the Severance Procedure is right for you.

In the Orientation Procedure for newly severed employees, the Department Chief will read this explanation of what severance entails to the new innie.