This is a partial transcript of the facts about the outies of visitors to the Apple Severance activation at San Diego Comic-Con 2022. If you attended this event and have documentation of other facts, please alert the Discord community.

Your Outie is kind. Your Outie has brightened people’s days by merely smiling. Your Outie makes time for people even when they’re slow and dawdling. Your Outie is courteous to strangers without expectation of reward. Your Outie can set up a tent in under three minutes. Your Outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one. Your Outie enjoys giving hugs to the poor. Your Outie is gentle. Your Outie will ascend to Heaven upon his death if such a place exists. Your Outie is a motorist. Your Outie spells and punctuates his written sentences in the proper way. Your Outie is honest to law enforcement workers. Your Outie gives food and money to the destitute. Your Outie can make a (flophouse) or apartment feel like a home. Your Outie makes pleasing noises. Your Outie can leap admirably but does not do so to show off. Your Outie is admired by domesticated animals. Your Outie does not make adults with visible orthodontia feel uncomfortable or judged. Your Outie waits patiently in lines. Your Outie has survived multiple earthquakes and will survive another. Your Outie can pick up an animal without injuring it. Your Outie dances like nobody is watching. Your Outie eats pitted fruits in moderation. Your Outie always remembers a face.

Your Outie was once injured (…) Your Outie (#####) (#########) around (######) (####) (###) (###) Your Outie does not give (########) (##) Your Outie does not (####) time in the (#######)s Your Outie has both (####) and pep