This is a partial transcript of the facts about the outies of visitors to the Apple Severance activation at San Diego Comic-Con 2022. If you attended this event and have documentation of other facts, please alert the Discord community.

• Your Outie is kind.
• Your Outie has brightened people’s days by merely smiling.
• Your Outie makes time for people even when they’re slow and dawdling.
• Your Outie is courteous to strangers without expectation of reward.
• Your Outie can set up a tent in under three minutes.
• Your Outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one.
• Your Outie enjoys giving hugs to the poor.
• Your Outie is gentle.
• Your Outie will ascend to Heaven upon his death if such a place exists.
• Your Outie is a motorist.
• Your Outie spells and punctuates his written sentences in the proper way.
• Your Outie is honest to law enforcement workers.
• Your Outie gives food and money to the destitute.
• Your Outie can make a (flophouse) or apartment feel like a home.
• Your Outie makes pleasing noises.
• Your Outie can leap admirably but does not do so to show off.
• Your Outie is admired by domesticated animals.
• Your Outie does not make adults with visible orthodontia feel uncomfortable or judged.
• Your Outie waits patiently in lines.
• Your Outie has survived multiple earthquakes and will survive another.
• Your Outie can pick up an animal without injuring it.
• Your Outie dances like nobody is watching.
• Your Outie eats pitted fruits in moderation.
• Your Outie always remembers a face.

• Your Outie was once injured (…)
• Your Outie (#####) (#########) around (######) (####) (###) (###)
• Your Outie does not give (########) (##)
• Your Outie does not (####) time in the (#######)s
• Your Outie has both (####) and pep