Wellness Facts

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=======Wellness Facts========

This is a partial transcript of the facts about the outies of visitors to the Apple Severance activation at San Diego Comic-Con 2022. If you attended this event and have documentation of other facts, please alert the Discord community.

  * Your Outie is kind.
  * Your Outie has brightened people’s days by merely smiling.
  * Your Outie makes time for people even when they’re slow and dawdling.
  * Your Outie is courteous to strangers without expectation of reward.
  * Your Outie can set up a tent in under three minutes.
  * Your Outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one.
  * Your Outie enjoys giving hugs to the poor.
  * Your Outie is gentle.
  * Your Outie will ascend to Heaven upon his death if such a place exists.
  * Your Outie is a motorist.
  * Your Outie spells and punctuates his written sentences in the proper way.
  * Your Outie is honest to law enforcement workers.
  * Your Outie gives food and money to the destitute.
  * Your Outie can make a (flophouse) or apartment feel like a home.
  * Your Outie makes pleasing noises.
  * Your Outie can leap admirably but does not do so to show off.
  * Your Outie is admired by domesticated animals.
  * Your Outie does not make adults with visible orthodontia feel uncomfortable or judged.
  * Your Outie waits patiently in lines.
  * Your Outie has survived multiple earthquakes and will survive another.
  * Your Outie can pick up an animal without injuring it.
  * Your Outie dances like nobody is watching.
  * Your Outie eats pitted fruits in moderation.
  * Your Outie always remembers a face.

===Lost in translation:===
  * Your Outie was once injured (…)
  * Your Outie (#####) (#########) around (######) (####) (###) (###)
  * Your Outie does not give (########) (##)
  * Your Outie does not (####) time in the (#######)s
  * Your Outie has both (####) and pep
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