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The We We Are (Transcript) | |
Episode Number | 1.9 |
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Written By | Dan Erickson |
Previous Script | What’s for Dinner? (Transcript) |
This is the transcript for ninth episode of Severance season one (and the season finale), The We We Are.
1 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:18,436 What?
2 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:21,398 - I said, “Are you all right?” - Yeah, I'm fine.
3 00:00:22,315 --> 00:00:26,278 Maybe you should talk to your sister. It's an important decision.
4 00:00:26,361 --> 00:00:28,196 - My sister? - Yes.
5 00:00:30,365 --> 00:00:31,491 - Mark? - Yeah.
6 00:00:31,992 --> 00:00:33,493 Are you sure you're okay?
7 00:00:34,286 --> 00:00:37,747 Yes. I'm sorry, I just… I got a little woozy and then…
8 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:40,792 I'm gonna stop by the bathroom.
9 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:44,629 Uh-uh. I think it's the other way.
10 00:00:49,551 --> 00:00:50,552 Right.
11 00:01:36,723 --> 00:01:39,559 I don't know if I hate senators or congressmen more.
12 00:01:41,353 --> 00:01:43,021 How many of those have you had?
13 00:01:43,104 --> 00:01:44,648 Just this one.
14 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:48,068 Good. We need you nimble. We gotta get down there. You're on in 20.
15 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:52,030 I was on with the Board earlier. They're really grateful for this.
16 00:01:52,864 --> 00:01:55,200 - Gabby. - Natalie, hello.
17 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:56,826 Hi.
18 00:01:57,994 --> 00:02:00,789 Gabby, this is Helena Eagan.
19 00:02:01,957 --> 00:02:06,044 My gosh. Helena, so good to finally meet you.
20 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:09,588 Likewise.
21 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:15,173 This better be working, assholes.
22 00:04:34,276 --> 00:04:35,694 Where am I?
23 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:39,364 Where am I?
24 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,831 Mark. You okay, milady?
25 00:04:50,834 --> 00:04:52,043 So Rebeck smells weird.
26 00:04:52,711 --> 00:04:54,296 Rebeck smells weird?
27 00:04:54,379 --> 00:04:57,340 Yeah, she was making chewing noises, but she was not chewing.
28 00:04:57,424 --> 00:05:00,427 Just be prepared 'cause you might have to share a book with her.
29 00:05:00,510 --> 00:05:01,970 A book, right.
30 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:04,115 The one you forgot to bring even though I did remind you.
31 00:05:04,139 --> 00:05:06,600 Right. Yeah, I'm sure… Sorry.
32 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:08,476 That's okay.
33 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:09,561 Okay.
34 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:12,772 Okay.
35 00:05:12,856 --> 00:05:14,065 How's our baby?
36 00:05:15,859 --> 00:05:19,029 Our… I'm gonna assume you mean that in the “it takes a village” sense.
37 00:05:19,112 --> 00:05:20,614 And she's good. She's hungry.
38 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:25,201 I wanna have the life change talk. I just need to pump before I die.
39 00:05:25,285 --> 00:05:27,412 - I'll be really fast. Okay. - Okay.
40 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:15,001 Hey. Hi. Hi.
41 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:27,764 “Radar.”
42 00:06:28,306 --> 00:06:30,350 What's the thesis?
43 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,686 I agree. It's very confused.
44 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,187 Mark, hello.
45 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:37,774 Hey, guys. What's up?
46 00:06:37,857 --> 00:06:38,984 - Patton, no. - Mark,
47 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:41,653 we were just discussing whether it might have been a wiser move
48 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:45,365 for your sister to put off introducing the child until after tonight's event.
49 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,242 Mark, you don't have to weigh in on that.
50 00:06:47,325 --> 00:06:51,204 - Obviously the child is an absolute angel. - Wait… That's my sister? With the baby?
51 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:53,248 Exactly, it's his sister.
52 00:06:53,331 --> 00:06:54,916 - Excuse me. - Sure.
53 00:06:57,586 --> 00:06:59,045 Well, that was awkward.
54 00:07:00,297 --> 00:07:05,176 Okay, so my sister has the baby. And Cobel is here?
55 00:07:08,305 --> 00:07:10,307 I've been asked to share my book with you.
56 00:07:11,391 --> 00:07:13,143 So I've heard. Rebecca?
57 00:07:13,226 --> 00:07:16,730 Rebeck. I have small eyes, so I have to read pretty close.
58 00:07:16,813 --> 00:07:17,814 Okay. Well, I'm…
59 00:07:17,898 --> 00:07:19,900 I'm sure that'll be fine. If you'll excuse me?
60 00:07:19,983 --> 00:07:22,444 And I have some sores on the back of my head from my bird.
61 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:23,778 - You might see them. - Okay.
62 00:07:25,196 --> 00:07:26,197 Hey.
63 00:07:27,407 --> 00:07:28,533 Hello, Mark.
64 00:07:29,451 --> 00:07:33,622 I pumped, so it's Miller time. Okay, so life change. What's happening?
65 00:07:36,249 --> 00:07:39,252 We're, this is gonna sound weird…
66 00:07:41,713 --> 00:07:43,131 We're close, you and I?
67 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:46,468 What do you… What's going on?
68 00:07:47,636 --> 00:07:48,720 Can we talk privately?
69 00:07:48,803 --> 00:07:51,640 - I just have to… - Okay, my dearest ones,
70 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:52,891 we are nearing that hour,
71 00:07:52,974 --> 00:07:55,393 so if you'd all peacefully waft in the living room…
72 00:07:55,477 --> 00:07:57,317 Okay. Let's talk at the first reflection break.
73 00:07:57,354 --> 00:07:58,355 - Okay? - Okay.
74 00:08:31,638 --> 00:08:34,265 You just don't realize how much kids are gonna change your life.
75 00:08:34,349 --> 00:08:35,600 But they do.
76 00:08:36,351 --> 00:08:39,395 - How many kids do you have? - Just gave birth to my third.
77 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,313 I should've stopped at two.
78 00:08:41,398 --> 00:08:43,441 - Hey, there you are. - Hey.
79 00:08:43,525 --> 00:08:45,777 - Angelo, great to see you. - You too.
80 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:49,281 Helena, this is my husband, Angelo Arteta.
81 00:08:49,364 --> 00:08:51,533 Helena, nice to meet you.
82 00:08:51,616 --> 00:08:52,784 I've gotta hop backstage.
83 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:54,053 - I'll see you in a second. - Okay.
84 00:08:54,077 --> 00:08:55,579 Lovely to see you, Natalie.
85 00:08:57,289 --> 00:08:59,541 - You okay? - She couldn't find the bottle.
86 00:09:01,293 --> 00:09:02,502 Wow. Three kids.
87 00:09:02,586 --> 00:09:04,588 Couldn't have done it without a little help.
88 00:09:05,797 --> 00:09:09,009 I mean, the idea that people would want to outlaw severance.
89 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:12,387 I know.
90 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,159 The photo display is very moving.
91 00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:38,204 I already knew how I'd be voting, but I think…
92 00:09:38,288 --> 00:09:42,167 Well, seeing that and seeing you and hearing what you have to say,
93 00:09:42,709 --> 00:09:44,502 all of this could really make a difference.
94 00:09:46,254 --> 00:09:47,505 I hope so.
95 00:09:48,298 --> 00:09:49,925 Let's change some minds.
96 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:52,844 Well, I'm certainly gonna try.
97 00:09:53,845 --> 00:09:54,846 Thank you.
98 00:09:55,722 --> 00:09:58,725 And please thank your father if you see him.
99 00:10:02,312 --> 00:10:03,313 I will.
100 00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:17,160 Mark. Come here.
101 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:20,247 Saved us a seat.
102 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,170 I just have to find my glasses.
103 00:10:28,755 --> 00:10:30,507 Mark, can you just hold that
104 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:31,590 - for a second? - Yeah.
105 00:10:40,392 --> 00:10:41,393 Oh, my God.
106 00:10:43,979 --> 00:10:46,439 Sorry, you can't unring
107 00:10:46,523 --> 00:10:50,694 the bell-ringing app apparently.
108 00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:55,323 Okay. Thank you all for being here.
109 00:10:56,074 --> 00:10:58,243 Before we start, there is one person
110 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:01,037 that I would like to thank first and foremost.
111 00:11:01,121 --> 00:11:06,001 Family is both my bedrock and my inspiration.
112 00:11:06,084 --> 00:11:10,589 So I dedicate the reading to my firstborn daughter,
113 00:11:10,672 --> 00:11:11,756 who is here tonight.
114 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,134 Eleanor, I love you.
115 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:22,767 My brother-in-law.
116 00:11:22,851 --> 00:11:26,187 And with that… I begin.
117 00:11:30,191 --> 00:11:31,902 “It's said that as a child,
118 00:11:31,985 --> 00:11:36,907 Wolfgang Mozart killed another boy by slamming his head in a piano.
119 00:11:38,366 --> 00:11:39,618 Don't worry.
120 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:42,662 My research for this book has proven the claim untrue.
121 00:11:43,705 --> 00:11:45,665 As your heart rate settles though,
122 00:11:45,749 --> 00:11:48,168 - “consider the power an author…” - Mark.
123 00:11:48,251 --> 00:11:50,879 Can I look at her book too?
124 00:11:50,962 --> 00:11:52,005 I can crane.
125 00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:54,090 - “…can hold over a reader…” - Sure.
126 00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:57,344 “…heretofore called 'you.'
127 00:11:58,637 --> 00:12:02,849 But what, indeed, is 'you'?”
128 00:12:02,933 --> 00:12:03,934 Good luck tonight.
129 00:12:04,017 --> 00:12:05,644 It was great to meet you, Helena.
130 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,064 “How can 'you' mean different things
131 00:12:09,147 --> 00:12:12,067 to millions of readers around a vast Earth?
132 00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:18,531 “And perhaps, most importantly, who are you?”
133 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:52,918 “All creatures, from the leaping cat
134 00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:54,586 to the cowering shrew,
135 00:13:54,669 --> 00:14:00,425 think of themselves as 'you, ' a logical center for the universe.
136 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:04,888 Yet the cat eats the shrew, and we, like Schrödinger,
137 00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:07,933 “live on to wonder what it means.”
138 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:09,976 End of chapter.
139 00:14:14,356 --> 00:14:16,107 Let's all take a
140 00:14:16,191 --> 00:14:19,402 seven-minute reflection break and then come back.
141 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,240 Balf. Prepare the neti pot.
142 00:14:23,323 --> 00:14:24,741 It was transformative.
143 00:14:25,325 --> 00:14:27,369 I'm gonna have to change my name again.
144 00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:31,456 What a wordsmith. He seemed to have a little something in his throat.
145 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:33,166 - Oh, yeah. - Hey.
146 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,890 I'm gonna see if she'll have more bottle.
147 00:14:34,918 --> 00:14:36,729 Give me a couple of minutes, then meet me in the baby room?
148 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:37,754 - Okay. - Okay.
149 00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:43,343 Excuse me.
150 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,689 Mr. Hale… Ricken?
151 00:14:57,023 --> 00:14:59,276 I don't know why my voice shakes like that.
152 00:14:59,943 --> 00:15:02,529 I sound like a sad old hamburger waiter
153 00:15:03,446 --> 00:15:05,282 prattling on about sauces.
154 00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,659 “Hamburger waiter.” What the fuck is that?
155 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:10,370 Jesus, why do I ever open my buffoon mouth?
156 00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:11,371 It's going great.
157 00:15:11,454 --> 00:15:14,541 - I mean, the book is brilliant, and… - Okay, Mark.
158 00:15:14,624 --> 00:15:16,185 Thank you, but you don't have to say that.
159 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:18,044 I'm well aware of how I come across to you.
160 00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:20,338 What? No, I mean it.
161 00:15:20,422 --> 00:15:23,466 The… Your book, it… It opened up the world for me.
162 00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:26,887 Mark, are you okay?
163 00:15:26,970 --> 00:15:30,974 Yes. This book changed my whole life.
164 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,518 You actually read it?
165 00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:36,021 Ricken, are we friends?
166 00:15:38,315 --> 00:15:40,609 Look, I know I sometimes make you feel “less than”
167 00:15:40,692 --> 00:15:42,944 for having had the procedure.
168 00:15:43,028 --> 00:15:44,154 And I regret that.
169 00:15:44,988 --> 00:15:47,908 You had to deal with Gemma's passing in a way that was best for you.
170 00:15:49,492 --> 00:15:52,829 You know, I was scrolling through old pictures this morning,
171 00:15:52,913 --> 00:15:56,750 and I found one of the four of us on the crest hike.
172 00:15:56,833 --> 00:16:00,629 - You remember the funny bees? - Do you have that on you? The picture?
173 00:16:00,712 --> 00:16:04,049 Yeah, sure. I should.
174 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:07,636 - Ricken. The neti pot is warm. - Thank you, Balf.
175 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,804 Mark, I need to flush my sinuses.
176 00:16:09,888 --> 00:16:13,016 But thank you. You have no idea how much this has meant to me.
177 00:16:24,277 --> 00:16:26,071 Mark, I was worried about you.
178 00:16:26,154 --> 00:16:27,656 I'm fine. Thanks.
179 00:16:27,739 --> 00:16:29,908 I'm just going to check on my sister.
180 00:16:31,743 --> 00:16:35,247 When you hugged me before, you suddenly became tense. What was that?
181 00:16:37,249 --> 00:16:38,291 I didn't know I did.
182 00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:41,086 Well, you did. You're tense now.
183 00:16:41,169 --> 00:16:44,297 Yeah, sorry, it's just parties.
184 00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:46,883 Did you mean what you said before?
185 00:16:47,842 --> 00:16:49,094 About your plans.
186 00:16:51,346 --> 00:16:52,347 Of course.
187 00:16:53,974 --> 00:16:55,100 Tell me more.
188 00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:02,482 You know, I'm so sorry. I'm just… I'm on uncle duty for my sister.
189 00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:04,109 So I'll be right back.
190 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,694 - Okay? - Okay.
191 00:17:06,861 --> 00:17:08,071 Okay. Thanks, Ms. Cobel.
192 00:17:57,412 --> 00:18:00,415 - I know. Hey, there you are. - Hey, I really need to talk to you.
193 00:18:00,498 --> 00:18:02,810 No, I know. I just have to deal with her. She's having a meltdown.
194 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:04,127 But just meet me in there, okay?
195 00:18:04,211 --> 00:18:07,214 - Okay, I'll just… Wait. Okay. - I promise I'll be back.
196 00:18:14,429 --> 00:18:16,056 Thank God, Mrs. Selvig. Hi.
197 00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:18,141 Can you take her for a sec while I talk to Mark?
198 00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,268 - Of course, love. - Thank you.
199 00:18:20,352 --> 00:18:22,103 - Is Mark all right? - Yeah, he's fine.
200 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:23,438 Thank you, you're an angel.
201 00:18:35,242 --> 00:18:38,411 Okay… I'm all yours.
202 00:18:50,966 --> 00:18:53,510 My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan.
203 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,300 So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan
204 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:59,391 is that the workers are our family.
205 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:01,434 And I remember being confused about that as a kid,
206 00:19:01,476 --> 00:19:02,537 because I thought that meant
207 00:19:02,561 --> 00:19:04,980 I had a few hundred thousand literal brothers and sisters
208 00:19:05,063 --> 00:19:07,399 scattered around the world.
209 00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:08,608 Oh, my God.
210 00:19:09,276 --> 00:19:12,445 But as I grew older, I learned that it's about shared ideals.
211 00:19:13,863 --> 00:19:16,616 My dad used to make me recite the nine core principles
212 00:19:16,700 --> 00:19:17,867 before bed every night,
213 00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:20,787 which I can't say I always did happily. Sorry, Dad.
214 00:19:20,870 --> 00:19:25,000 But those are now the values that I share with everyone who works at Lumon,
215 00:19:25,083 --> 00:19:27,335 and that's what makes them my family.
216 00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:30,422 And I would never ever ask them to do anything
217 00:19:30,505 --> 00:19:33,425 that I'm not willing or excited to do myself.
218 00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,720 Look, my dad would love for me to sit here
219 00:19:36,803 --> 00:19:39,306 and say that I'm taking this job out of loyalty
220 00:19:39,389 --> 00:19:44,060 and that it was the spirit of pure Eagan calling me to service.
221 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:49,733 But I took a severed job because it sounds freaking awesome.
222 00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:52,903 So, no, I don't think severance divides us.
223 00:19:53,737 --> 00:19:55,238 I think it brings us together.
224 00:20:14,507 --> 00:20:15,508 Greetings.
225 00:20:15,592 --> 00:20:18,595 - I'm not here right now. - Goddamn it, Milchick!
226 00:22:11,082 --> 00:22:12,083 Helena.
227 00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:13,960 She's in here, sir.
228 00:22:24,221 --> 00:22:25,222 Helena.
229 00:22:28,183 --> 00:22:29,768 You look so nice.
230 00:22:32,646 --> 00:22:33,688 Like a film.
231 00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:37,609 Thank you.
232 00:22:41,488 --> 00:22:42,489 Are you…
233 00:22:44,366 --> 00:22:46,368 Are you still in pain?
234 00:22:48,787 --> 00:22:49,788 I'm not.
235 00:22:50,997 --> 00:22:51,998 Not anymore.
236 00:22:58,755 --> 00:23:02,175 I cried in my bed when they told me what she tried to do to you.
237 00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:05,887 What that innie tried to do. I…
238 00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:11,601 Thank you for going through with this.
239 00:23:13,186 --> 00:23:15,522 The Grandfather would cherish what you've done.
240 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,486 And one day you will sit with me at my revolving.
241 00:23:25,156 --> 00:23:26,366 Are you feeling well?
242 00:23:27,867 --> 00:23:28,868 Yeah.
243 00:23:29,369 --> 00:23:33,790 I think, I think the drink just hit me a little bit.
244 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:37,377 You'll be all right for the speech?
245 00:23:39,421 --> 00:23:41,548 For my speech. Yeah. Of course.
246 00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:48,138 Do you remember when I brought home the first chip to show you?
247 00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:51,683 The prototype.
248 00:23:53,894 --> 00:23:56,229 It had the blue and green lights back then.
249 00:23:58,106 --> 00:23:59,107 Yeah.
250 00:24:00,859 --> 00:24:04,946 I remember you said to me, “It's so pretty, Daddy.”
251 00:24:06,698 --> 00:24:09,242 “Everybody in the whole world should get one.”
252 00:24:11,703 --> 00:24:12,746 They will.
253 00:24:15,498 --> 00:24:16,583 Because of you.
254 00:24:20,253 --> 00:24:22,047 They'll all be Kier's children.
255 00:24:25,550 --> 00:24:29,054 Mr. Eagan. Helena. It's time to head to stage.
256 00:24:54,079 --> 00:24:58,458 Forgive me for the harm I've caused this world.
257 00:25:00,418 --> 00:25:05,799 None may atone for my actions… but me.
258 00:25:09,219 --> 00:25:13,348 And only in me shall their stain live on.
259 00:25:17,018 --> 00:25:18,895 All I can be is sorry.
260 00:25:20,647 --> 00:25:22,274 And that is all I am.
261 00:27:06,545 --> 00:27:08,296 You swear you're not fucking with me?
262 00:27:09,047 --> 00:27:10,048 I swear.
263 00:27:11,174 --> 00:27:13,051 This is so insane.
264 00:27:13,134 --> 00:27:15,971 They need to send people down to check every inch of that place.
265 00:27:16,054 --> 00:27:19,558 Like, inspectors or whatever. Is that a thing? Inspectors?
266 00:27:19,641 --> 00:27:21,184 Yeah. There are inspectors.
267 00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:23,895 Mark has b… I mean, out here,
268 00:27:23,979 --> 00:27:27,566 you have been trying to figure out what Lumon does. What you do.
269 00:27:27,649 --> 00:27:28,650 Okay.
270 00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:32,612 I just…
271 00:27:34,656 --> 00:27:36,741 I just want to know why.
272 00:27:38,368 --> 00:27:40,370 Why he put me in there.
273 00:27:46,001 --> 00:27:47,127 He lost his wife.
274 00:27:47,794 --> 00:27:51,214 You lost your wife. A little before you started at Lumon.
275 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,009 Gemma.
276 00:27:55,510 --> 00:28:00,348 It was a car accident, and, at first, you tried to keep teaching.
277 00:28:01,725 --> 00:28:03,018 I was a teacher?
278 00:28:03,101 --> 00:28:05,520 A professor. Of history.
279 00:28:06,605 --> 00:28:09,441 You tried to go back to teaching three weeks after she died,
280 00:28:09,941 --> 00:28:12,611 and it was a disaster.
281 00:28:14,070 --> 00:28:16,907 She was just still in your veins, you know?
282 00:28:17,449 --> 00:28:18,575 Making everything hurt.
283 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:24,205 Which is why I guess you thought the severed job would…
284 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,002 He hoped you'd be spared from the pain.
285 00:28:38,261 --> 00:28:39,679 It's a nice name. Gemma.
286 00:28:43,516 --> 00:28:44,517 Yeah.
287 00:28:46,102 --> 00:28:48,813 We were all really close. It was great.
288 00:28:50,607 --> 00:28:51,900 She was wonderful.
289 00:28:53,401 --> 00:28:54,611 She made you wonderful.
290 00:29:43,076 --> 00:29:44,703 They told me not to talk to you.
291 00:29:44,786 --> 00:29:49,374 The goddamn OTC's been triggered! Mark S. Is his fucking innie!
292 00:29:49,457 --> 00:29:50,584 What? That's not possible.
293 00:29:52,544 --> 00:29:55,046 It's Dylan. They've been plotting this all along.
294 00:29:55,130 --> 00:29:56,339 Helly's at the gala.
295 00:29:56,423 --> 00:30:00,260 I'll take care of Helly. I'll fix it like I fix everything.
296 00:30:01,052 --> 00:30:04,681 Get to the security office, and shut it off now!
297 00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:06,182 Shit!
298 00:30:25,410 --> 00:30:27,287 Goddamn it! Dylan!
299 00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:28,787 Dylan!
300 00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:31,708 I know you're in there, Dylan. Open the door!
301 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,877 Fuck you, Mr. Milchick!
302 00:30:34,586 --> 00:30:37,047 Dylan! Dylan!
303 00:30:39,007 --> 00:30:40,985 Ricken knows a lot of high-end journalists in New York.
304 00:30:41,009 --> 00:30:43,094 And you think that's better than the police?
305 00:30:43,178 --> 00:30:45,722 Well, Lumon has their hands in so many pies.
306 00:30:45,805 --> 00:30:47,390 Sorry, do you understand metaphor?
307 00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:49,226 Yeah, hands in pies. I get it.
308 00:30:49,309 --> 00:30:51,603 I think we have to be really careful about who we talk to.
309 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:53,480 - Okay. - How much time do you have?
310 00:30:53,563 --> 00:30:55,232 I don't know. Maybe an hour?
311 00:30:55,315 --> 00:30:57,484 Right. Because once your bosses find out…
312 00:30:57,567 --> 00:31:01,404 Jesus, I totally forgot. Cobel! Why is Cobel here?
313 00:31:01,488 --> 00:31:02,697 What?
314 00:31:02,781 --> 00:31:05,533 My boss from Lumon. Ms. Cobel. She's at this party.
315 00:31:05,617 --> 00:31:06,743 What are you talking about?
316 00:31:06,826 --> 00:31:08,787 I mean, she's dressed different.
317 00:31:08,870 --> 00:31:11,873 Kind of a flowy, purple outfit, silver hair.
318 00:31:13,250 --> 00:31:15,085 Mark, are you talking about Mrs. Selvig?
319 00:31:15,585 --> 00:31:17,921 Maybe, but her name is Harmony Cobel.
320 00:31:18,421 --> 00:31:20,090 And she works at Lumon?
321 00:31:20,173 --> 00:31:21,299 Yeah, she's my boss.
322 00:31:21,383 --> 00:31:22,551 Jesus fucking Christ.
323 00:31:50,662 --> 00:31:51,830 Dylan.
324 00:31:51,913 --> 00:31:53,206 Why are you doing this, man?
325 00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,041 Come on.
326 00:31:56,293 --> 00:31:58,837 You are the refiner of the quarter!
327 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:01,673 “While most cultures view sex as ugly or foul,
328 00:32:01,756 --> 00:32:03,317 - “I've always seen it…” - Mrs. Selvig?
329 00:32:03,341 --> 00:32:05,027 - What? - Is she there? Is Mrs. Selvig there?
330 00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:05,886 - Do you… - What?
331 00:32:05,969 --> 00:32:07,012 Mrs. Selvig?
332 00:32:07,095 --> 00:32:09,014 - What is going on? - She has Eleanor!
333 00:32:09,097 --> 00:32:12,309 What? Excuse me a moment, okay.
334 00:32:12,392 --> 00:32:14,769 Honey? What did you say?
335 00:32:14,853 --> 00:32:17,772 Mrs. Selvig has Eleanor. Did you see her?
336 00:32:20,734 --> 00:32:22,110 - Oh, my God. - What is going on?
337 00:32:22,193 --> 00:32:23,945 Oh, my God. Her car's gone.
338 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:26,364 I gave her the baby, and she left!
339 00:32:26,948 --> 00:32:29,200 - She left? With Eleanor? - I handed her the baby,
340 00:32:29,284 --> 00:32:30,285 and she left!
341 00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:32,287 - Have we looked everywhere? - Not yet!
342 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:33,830 Okay, let's go inside and look.
343 00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:34,914 Oh, my God!
00:32:59,856 --> 00:33:02,275 MILCHICK I bet the tempers were disappointed.
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,110 MILCHICK I can still get you back in there.
346 00:33:04,611 --> 00:33:06,321 I can get you any perk you want, Dylan.
347 00:33:06,404 --> 00:33:09,241 Hey, there's stuff you don't even know about.
348 00:33:09,324 --> 00:33:12,953 There's paintball, there's coffee cozies.
349 00:33:13,036 --> 00:33:14,287 Dylan, come on!
350 00:33:15,455 --> 00:33:18,541 Just say the word, and I'll get you a coffee cozy literally right now, Dylan.
351 00:33:18,625 --> 00:33:19,668 Come on, man!
352 00:33:19,751 --> 00:33:23,421 I wanna remember my fucking kid being born!
353 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:27,259 You have two others.
354 00:33:28,468 --> 00:33:29,678 I can tell you about 'em.
355 00:33:30,971 --> 00:33:32,657 Open the door, and I'll tell you their names.
356 00:33:32,681 --> 00:33:33,681 Come on, Dylan.
357 00:33:35,392 --> 00:33:36,393 Dylan!
358 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,135 It's rolling.
359 00:34:12,470 --> 00:34:14,890 My name is Helena, and I'm an Eagan.
360 00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:20,144 So one of the things you learn growing up as an Eagan is that the workers…
361 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:23,148 - We start in two minutes. - Thanks.
362 00:34:23,231 --> 00:34:24,231 Good luck.
363 00:34:25,942 --> 00:34:28,695 I'll tee you up. Just stick to the talking points.
364 00:34:28,778 --> 00:34:31,698 Use the line about how you see your innie as your sister.
365 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,617 - They'll love that. - Got it.
366 00:34:34,242 --> 00:34:35,660 It's gonna be great.
367 00:35:20,997 --> 00:35:22,624 She's not in the baby room.
368 00:35:23,208 --> 00:35:24,918 Have all these rooms been checked?
369 00:35:27,712 --> 00:35:29,089 Thank God.
370 00:35:29,172 --> 00:35:30,674 Devon! I got her!
371 00:35:31,174 --> 00:35:34,302 Devon, she's here! I found her.
372 00:35:34,386 --> 00:35:35,804 I found your child.
373 00:35:36,972 --> 00:35:39,182 I'm the one who found her!
374 00:35:51,778 --> 00:35:52,904 Dylan!
375 00:35:55,073 --> 00:35:56,366 Dylan!
376 00:35:56,449 --> 00:35:57,617 …Improvements in morale,
377 00:35:57,701 --> 00:35:59,578 a happier workplace.
378 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:04,457 As with any transformative technology, there have been setbacks.
379 00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:05,667 Bumps in the road.
380 00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:10,046 But I'm here tonight to tell you that we are on the verge of a revolution.
381 00:36:10,130 --> 00:36:12,465 A kind and empathetic revolution
382 00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:13,967 that puts the human being…
383 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:17,596 - Oh, my God! - Is it you?
384 00:36:19,764 --> 00:36:21,182 What are you talking about?
385 00:36:22,809 --> 00:36:24,686 It is you, isn't it?
386 00:36:27,147 --> 00:36:29,065 I'm gonna kill your company.
387 00:36:30,233 --> 00:36:31,651 Your company!
388 00:36:32,569 --> 00:36:35,155 Who the hell do you think you are?
389 00:36:35,238 --> 00:36:38,199 No. Your friends are gonna suffer.
390 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,411 Mark will suffer.
391 00:36:41,494 --> 00:36:43,580 You'll be long gone,
392 00:36:43,663 --> 00:36:49,085 but we will keep them alive, in pain.
393 00:36:49,669 --> 00:36:50,837 You're on.
394 00:36:50,921 --> 00:36:53,256 …decided that we could do better.
395 00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:56,551 He may never have seen a severance chip in his lifetime,
396 00:36:56,635 --> 00:37:01,348 but it represents his gentle and elegant vision made manifest.
397 00:37:01,431 --> 00:37:04,684 But why don't we hear from someone who can tell us all about it firsthand?
398 00:37:06,895 --> 00:37:09,356 Ladies and gentlemen, our guest of honor,
399 00:37:09,439 --> 00:37:10,607 Helena Eagan.
400 00:37:18,448 --> 00:37:19,658 Thank you, Natalie.
401 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:51,481 Devon!
402 00:37:56,111 --> 00:37:57,279 My name is Helly R.
403 00:37:58,822 --> 00:38:00,073 I'm an innie.
404 00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:04,661 And everything they've told you about severance is a lie!
405 00:38:04,744 --> 00:38:05,745 Devon!
406 00:38:08,248 --> 00:38:09,916 Burt!
00:38:11,376 --> 00:38:12,377 IRVING Burt!
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:15,755 HELLY No, no, no. Listen, we're not happy. We're miserable.
00:38:17,173 --> 00:38:18,633 IRVING Burt!
00:38:22,137 --> 00:38:23,430 HELLY: They torture us down there!
00:38:24,014 --> 00:38:25,348 IRVING: Burt!
00:38:25,432 --> 00:38:27,893 MARK: Devon! Please!
00:38:29,019 --> 00:38:30,103 HELLY: We're prisoners!
00:38:31,479 --> 00:38:33,273 MARK: She's alive!
00:38:35,317 --> 00:38:36,318 IRVING: Burt!