Eagan Bingo is a hand-drawn bingo game devised by Dylan and possibly also Mark (the other group cut-up), but distributed by Dylan to Mark and Helly as they walk behind Irving to the Perpetuity Wing. Irving intends the outing to be inspiring for Helly, so that she knows what greater purpose the work that MDR serves.

Irving does not approve of Eagan bingo, he finds it irreverent for the employees' focus to be on anything other than awe and reverence in the face of the founder's home and the icons of his successors.

The bingo card is printed on paper similar to Neenah 20# Bright Blue copy paper, and is a photocopy of a previously drawn grid of options.