Cornell Scout is an apparent relative of Mark Scout, possibly his grandfather. The name “Cornell Scout” appears on the top of a World War II-era footlocker Mark has stored in his basement. Petey and Mark use the footlocker as a makeshift table on which they rest a pizza box during Petey's brief stay at Mark's home. The name becomes visible when Mark returns home after Petey's collapse at the gas station and seeks to conceal evidence of Petey's stay. Cornell does not appear on-screen.