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====== Waffle Party ====== | ====== Waffle Party ====== | ||
- | The **Waffle Party** is the highest level of performance reward available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement|]]. It’s awarded to the employee named [[Refiner of the Quarter]] by the Senior Refiner (or department head). | ||
- | {{:waffles.png|Waffles}} | + | > But if we hit our numbers by quarter’s end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party. <WRAP attribution> |
- | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | + | |
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+ | The **Waffle Party** is the highest [[perks|perk]] available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement]], | ||
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+ | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | ||
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===== Procedure ===== | ===== Procedure ===== | ||
- | Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica Home]]. Once inside, the refiner is greeted with a table setting that includes a serving of three Belgian waffles (replete with flawless pat of butter), a carafe of syrup, and a goblet of water. The refiner then enjoys their waffles. They’re expected to clean their plate, because after eating the last of the waffles a message on the plate is revealed: | + | {{ :: |
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+ | We don’t know if these perks are the same for everyone, but it seems clear that they follow a very reverence to Kier philosophy. | ||
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+ | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o’ nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed. | ||
- | > GO NOW TO THE FOUNDER’S BED | + | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by [[The Four Tempers (dancers)|The Four Tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective [[the_four_tempers|temper]]. In order of appearance, they are [[Frolic]], [[Woe]], [[Dread]], and [[Malice]]. Their sculpted masks echo the depiction of the tempers in the highly calming and inspirational painting, [[Kier Taming The Four Tempers]]. [[Woe]] is a bride, [[Frolic]] is a fool, [[Dread]] is a crone, and [[Malice]] is a ram. |
- | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o' nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed. | + | In [[Dylan George| Dylan’s]] Waffle Party, three of the dancers were female |
- | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by the [[four tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective temper. In order of appearance, they are [[Frolic]], [[Woe]], [[Dread]], and [[Malice]]. | + | < |
- | The performers thrust their hips strut their stuff. What follows, however, is anyone’s guess—we just don’t know what happens next because [[Dylan George|our hero]] had [[What' | + | {{tag> |