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waffle_party [2022-05-06 23:53] Neatnikwaffle_party [2022-11-27 07:35] (current) Scribe of Kier
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 ====== Waffle Party ====== ====== Waffle Party ======
  
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-But if we hit our numbers by quarter's end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party.<br> +> But if we hit our numbers by quarters end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party. <WRAP attribution>— [[Dylan George|Dylan]], "[[Half Loop]]([[half_loop_transcript#section001003395|10:03]])</WRAP> 
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-– [[Dylan George]], [[Half Loop]] (11:25)+
  
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 Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party.  Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. 
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 ===== Procedure ===== ===== Procedure =====
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-Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica Home]]. Once inside, the refiner is greeted with a table setting that includes a serving of three Belgian waffles (replete with flawless pat of butter), a carafe of syrup, and a goblet of water. The refiner then enjoys their waffles. They’re expected to clean their plate, because after eating the last of the waffles a message on the plate is revealed:+We don’t know if these perks are the same for everyone, but it seems clear that they follow a very reverence to Kier philosophy. Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica House]]. Once inside, the refiner is greeted with a table setting that includes a serving of three Belgian waffles (replete with flawless pat of butter), a carafe of syrup, and a goblet of milk. The refiner then enjoys their waffles. They’re expected to clean their plate, because after eating the last of the waffles a message on the plate is revealed:
  
 <html><blockquote style="font-family: serif; font-size: 120%;">GO NOW TO THE FOUNDER’S BED</blockquote></html> <html><blockquote style="font-family: serif; font-size: 120%;">GO NOW TO THE FOUNDER’S BED</blockquote></html>
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-Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat onine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed.+Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o’ nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed.
  
-What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by the [[four tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective temper. In order of appearance, they are [[Frolic]], [[Woe]], [[Dread]], and [[Malice]].+What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by [[The Four Tempers (dancers)|The Four Tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective [[the_four_tempers|temper]]. In order of appearance, they are [[Frolic]], [[Woe]], [[Dread]], and [[Malice]]. Their sculpted masks echo the depiction of the tempers in the highly calming and inspirational painting, [[Kier Taming The Four Tempers]]. [[Woe]] is a bride, [[Frolic]] is a fool, [[Dread]] is a crone, and [[Malice]] is a ram.
  
-The performers thrust their hips strut their stuff. The party is intended to be followed by sex, [[https://variety.com/2022/tv/features/severance-waffle-party-sex-scene-explained-dylan-kier-eagan-1235212918/|according to Ben Stiller]].+In [[Dylan George| Dylan’s]] Waffle Party, three of the dancers were female and one was male. This may vary by Refiner. The performers thrust their hips and strut their stuff. They are graceful yet menacing. Their masks conceal the faces and feelings of the temper dancers. The party is intended to be followed by sex, [[https://variety.com/2022/tv/features/severance-waffle-party-sex-scene-explained-dylan-kier-eagan-1235212918/|according to Ben Stiller]].
  
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