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====== Waffle Party ====== | ====== Waffle Party ====== | ||
- | The **Waffle Party** is the highest level of performance reward available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement|]]. It’s awarded to the employee named [[Refiner of the Quarter]] by the Senior Refiner (or department head). | ||
- | {{:waffles.png|Waffles}} | + | > But if we hit our numbers by quarter’s end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party. <WRAP attribution> |
- | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | + | |
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+ | The **Waffle Party** is the highest [[perks|perk]] available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement]], | ||
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+ | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | ||
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- | Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica | + | We don’t know if these perks are the same for everyone, but it seems clear that they follow a very reverence to Kier philosophy. |
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- | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o' nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed. | + | {{ :: |
- | What follows | + | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special |
- | The performers thrust | + | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by [[The Four Tempers (dancers)|The Four Tempers]], each wearing a mask representing |
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+ | In [[Dylan George| | ||
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