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====== Waffle Party ====== | ====== Waffle Party ====== | ||
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- | But if we hit our numbers by quarter's end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party.<br> | + | > But if we hit our numbers by quarter’s end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party. <WRAP attribution>— [[Dylan George|Dylan]], "[[Half Loop]]" |
- | – [[Dylan George]], [[Half Loop]] (11:25) | + | |
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- | The **Waffle Party** is the highest [[perk]] available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement]], | + | The **Waffle Party** is the highest [[perks|perk]] available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement]], |
Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | ||
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- | Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica Home]]. Once inside, the refiner is greeted with a table setting that includes a serving of three Belgian waffles (replete with flawless pat of butter), a carafe of syrup, and a goblet of water. The refiner then enjoys their waffles. They’re expected to clean their plate, because after eating the last of the waffles a message on the plate is revealed: | + | We don’t know if these perks are the same for everyone, but it seems clear that they follow a very reverence to Kier philosophy. |
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- | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o' | + | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o’ nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed. |
- | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by the [[four tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective temper. In order of appearance, they are [[Frolic]], [[Woe]], [[Dread]], and [[Malice]]. | + | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by [[The Four Tempers (dancers)|The Four Tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective |
- | The performers thrust their hips strut their stuff. The party is intended to be followed by sex, [[https:// | + | In [[Dylan George| Dylan’s]] Waffle Party, three of the dancers were female and one was male. This may vary by Refiner. |
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