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====== Waffle Party ====== | ====== Waffle Party ====== | ||
- | The **Waffle Party** is the highest level of performance reward available to employees | + | < |
+ | But if we hit our numbers by quarter’s end, one of us gets named refiner | ||
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+ | – [[Dylan George]], [[Half Loop]] (11:25) | ||
- | {{:waffles.png|Waffles}} | + | {{ :: |
- | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | + | The **Waffle Party** is the highest [[perks|perk]] available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement]], |
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+ | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | ||
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- | Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica Home]]. Once inside, the refiner is greeted with a table setting that includes a serving of three Belgian waffles (replete with flawless pat of butter), a carafe of syrup, and a goblet of water. The refiner then enjoys their waffles. They’re expected to clean their plate, because after eating the last of the waffles a message on the plate is revealed: | + | We don’t know if these perks are the same for everyone, but it seems clear that they follow a very reverence to Kier philosophy. |
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- | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o' nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed. | + | {{ :: |
- | What follows | + | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special |
- | The performers thrust | + | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by [[The Four Tempers (dancers)|The Four Tempers]], each wearing a mask representing |
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+ | In [[Dylan George| | ||
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