This shows you the differences between two versions of the page.
Both sides previous revisionPrevious revisionNext revision | Previous revision | ||
waffle_party [2022-05-05 06:06] – [Procedure] Neatnik | waffle_party [2022-11-27 07:35] (current) – Scribe of Kier | ||
---|---|---|---|
Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
====== Waffle Party ====== | ====== Waffle Party ====== | ||
- | The **Waffle Party** is the highest level of performance reward available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement|]]. It’s awarded to the employee named [[Refiner of the Quarter]] by the Senior Refiner (or department head). | ||
- | {{:waffles.png|Waffles}} | + | > But if we hit our numbers by quarter’s end, one of us gets named refiner of the quarter, and that shit gets you a waffle party. <WRAP attribution> |
- | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | + | |
+ | {{ :: | ||
+ | |||
+ | The **Waffle Party** is the highest [[perks|perk]] available to employees of [[Macrodata Refinement]], | ||
+ | |||
+ | Contrary to the name, waffles don’t play an overly large role in the Waffle Party. | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{: | ||
===== Procedure ===== | ===== Procedure ===== | ||
- | Waffle Parties are conducted after business hours. The lucky refiner makes their way to the [[Perpetuity Wing]] and then to the [[Kier Eagan Replica | + | {{ :: |
+ | |||
+ | We don’t know if these perks are the same for everyone, but it seems clear that they follow a very reverence to Kier philosophy. | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{ :: | ||
+ | |||
+ | Waiting on the founder’s bed, which is normally off-limits, is a [[Kier Eagan]] mask and a special [[cat o’ nine tails]]. The refiner dons the mask and climbs onto the bed. | ||
+ | |||
+ | What follows is a highly sexually-charged interpretive dance performance by [[The Four Tempers (dancers)|The Four Tempers]], each wearing a mask representing their respective [[the_four_tempers|temper]]. In order of appearance, they are [[Frolic]], [[Woe]], [[Dread]], and [[Malice]]. Their sculpted masks echo the depiction of the tempers in the highly calming and inspirational painting, [[Kier Taming The Four Tempers]]. [[Woe]] is a bride, [[Frolic]] is a fool, [[Dread]] is a crone, and [[Malice]] is a ram. | ||
+ | |||
+ | In [[Dylan George| Dylan’s]] Waffle Party, three of the dancers were female and one was male. This may vary by Refiner. The performers thrust their hips and strut their stuff. They are graceful yet menacing. Their masks conceal the faces and feelings of the temper dancers. The party is intended to be followed by sex, [[https:// | ||
+ | |||
+ | < | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{tag> |