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| - | | **What's For Dinner? (Transcript)** || | + | | **What’s For Dinner? (Transcript)** || |
| ^ Episode Number | 1.8 | | ^ Episode Number | 1.8 | | ||
| - | ^ Written By | [[https:// | + | ^ Written By | [[https:// |
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| - | [[Irving | + | Irving: All right, Radar. Okay, come on. Let’s go. |
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| - | [[Mark Scout|MARK]]: Going good? | + | Mark: Going good? |
| - | [[Helena Eagan|HELLY]]: Yep. | + | Helly: Yep. |
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| - | MARK: Yeah? | + | Mark: Yeah? |
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| - | MARK: Think you'll have it by... | + | Mark: Think you’ll have it by... |
| - | HELLY: I'll get there. | + | Helly: I’ll get there. |
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| - | [[Dylan George|DYLAN]]: She's not gonna make it, is she? | + | Dylan: She’s not gonna make it, is she? |
| - | MARK: You should be at your desks. | + | Mark: You should be at your desks. |
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| - | DYLAN: We've both been done a week. What is there to do? | + | Dylan: We’ve both been done a week. What is there to do? |
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| - | DYLAN: Is she gonna make it? | + | Dylan: Is she gonna make it? |
| - | MARK: She's gonna make it. | + | Mark: She’s gonna make it. |
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| - | IRVING: Mark. | + | Irving: Mark. |
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| - | MARK: Yes? | + | Mark: Yes? |
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| - | IRVING: Don't laugh. | + | Irving: Don’t laugh. |
| - | MARK: At? | + | Mark: At? |
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| - | IRVING: I just wonder if it might be helpful for us to stand behind her and perhaps chant her name. | + | Irving: I just wonder if it might be helpful for us to stand behind her and perhaps chant her name. |
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| - | MARK: Okay. She'll make it. Just let her focus. | + | Mark: Okay. She’ll make it. Just let her focus. |
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| - | [[Harmony | + | Cobel: How’s she doing? |
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| - | [[Seth | + | Milchick: Gonna be down to the wire. |
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| - | COBEL: She'll make it. | + | Cobel: She’ll make it. |
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| - | COBEL: Let's prep for when she makes it. | + | Cobel: Let’s prep for when she makes it. |
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| - | COBEL: Oh. And I want to schedule a end-of-the quarter wellness session for Mark...one last time. | + | Cobel: Oh. And I want to schedule a end-of-the quarter wellness session for Mark...one last time. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Really? | + | Milchick: Really? |
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| - | COBEL: Seth. I know that this has been a trying quarter, and you have availed yourself well. [[Doug Graner|Mr. Graner]] sits with Kier now, and I imagine they're both very satisfied with you. | + | Cobel: Seth. I know that this has been a trying quarter, and you have availed yourself well. Mr. Graner sits with Kier now, and I imagine they’re both very satisfied with you. |
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| - | HELLY: Hey. | + | Helly: Hey. |
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| - | MARK: Did you… | + | Mark: Did you… |
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| - | HELLY: I think I did. | + | Helly: I think I did. |
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| - | DYLAN: She do it? | + | Dylan: She do it? |
| - | MARK: She did it! | + | Mark: She did it! |
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| - | DYLAN: Fuck and yes. | + | Dylan: Fuck and yes. |
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| - | IRVING: Oh, my goodness. | + | Irving: Oh, my goodness. |
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| - | [[Kier Eagan|KIER EAGAN]]: I knew you could do it, Helly R. Even in your darkest moments, I could see you arriving here. In refining your macrodata file, you have brought glory to this company and to me. Kier Eagan. I... I love you. But now I must away, for there are others who need me around the world. Goodbye, Helly.R, and thank you. | + | Kier Eagan: I knew you could do it, Helly R. Even in your darkest moments, I could see you arriving here. In refining your macrodata file, you have brought glory to this company and to me. Kier Eagan. I... I love you. But now I must away, for there are others who need me around the world. Goodbye, Helly.R, and thank you. |
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| - | DYLAN: Boom! That's [[quarterly | + | Dylan: Boom! That’s quota. We did it. |
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| - | MARK: Good work. | + | Mark: Good work. |
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| - | IRVING: So it's on now? | + | Irving: So it’s on now? |
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| - | COBEL: Oh, Mark. I don't know how you knew for the end of the quarter I wanted a heart attack. | + | Cobel: Oh, Mark. I don’t know how you knew for the end of the quarter I wanted a heart attack. |
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| - | MARK: Well, we made it, despite a staffing shake-up. | + | Mark: Well, we made it, despite a staffing shake-up. |
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| - | COBEL: Yes, and spending half of your time farting around the halls. Still, yes. You made it. Have you decided who you want to stay for the [[Waffle Party]]? | + | Cobel: Yes, and spending half of your time farting around the halls. Still, yes. You made it. Have you decided who you want to stay for the Waffle Party? |
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| - | MARK: I was thinking Dylan. | + | Mark: I was thinking Dylan. |
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| - | COBEL: You know you can choose yourself or anyone but Dylan. | + | Cobel: You know you can choose yourself or anyone but Dylan. |
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| - | MARK: Yeah, but it's more his thing, and he really worked hard. | + | Mark: Yeah, but it’s more his thing, and he really worked hard. |
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| - | COBEL: Well, I'll make the arrangements. | + | Cobel: Well, I’ll make the arrangements. |
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| - | MARK: Great. | + | Mark: Great. |
| - | COBEL: But before you celebrate, I'd like you to drop by [[Wellness]]. | + | Cobel: But before you celebrate, I’d like you to drop by Wellness. |
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| - | MARK: Really? | + | Mark: Really? |
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| - | COBEL: Yes. I'm having all department heads do it end-of-quarter. With all this stress, and Mr. Graner retiring and everything. | + | Cobel: Yes. I’m having all department heads do it end-of-quarter. With all this stress, and Mr. Graner retiring and everything. |
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| - | MARK: Of course. | + | Mark: Of course. |
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| - | COBEL: Mark, all sarcasm aside… | + | Cobel: Mark, all sarcasm aside… |
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| - | MARK: Yeah. | + | Mark: Yeah. |
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| - | COBEL: Thank you. | + | Cobel: Thank you. |
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| - | COBEL: I...Lumon needed this. | + | Cobel: I...Lumon needed this. |
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| - | [[Ms. Casey|MS. CASEY]]: Mark. | + | Ms. Casey: Mark. |
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| - | MARK: Ms. Casey. | + | Mark: Ms. Casey. |
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| - | MARK: Where'd the tree go? | + | Mark: Where’d the tree go? |
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| - | MS. CASEY: You can have a seat. | + | Ms. Casey: You can have a seat. |
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| - | MARK: Why's everything in boxes? | + | Mark: Why’s everything in boxes? |
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| - | MS. CASEY: Evidently | + | Ms. Casey: Evidently Lumon’s been blessed with a new wellness director. So I’ll be retiring at the conclusion of this session, and the room is... |
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| - | MARK: What? Wait. When did they tell you? | + | Mark: What? Wait. When did they tell you? |
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| - | MS. CASEY: Just now. Just a moment ago. | + | Ms. Casey: Just now. Just a moment ago. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: Mark S., you have successfully led your department, | + | Ms. Casey: Mark S., you have successfully led your department, Macrodata Refinement, to meet their quarterly quota, and are thus eligible for this special, augmented wellness session. |
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| - | MARK: I didn't think you'd get fired. | + | Mark: I didn’t think you’d get fired. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: " | + | Ms. Casey: " |
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| - | MARK: Hey, let me talk to somebody. | + | Mark: Hey, let me talk to somebody. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: I really liked being in the office with you all that day. | + | Ms. Casey: I really liked being in the office with you all that day. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: I know I vexed you. I know I'm… strange. | + | Ms. Casey: I know I vexed you. I know I’m… strange. |
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| - | MARK: No, you're not strange. | + | Mark: No, you’re not strange. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: My life has been 107 hours long. Most of that has been these half-hour sessions. | + | Ms. Casey: My life has been 107 hours long. Most of that has been these half-hour sessions. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: For me, my favorite time was the eight hours I spent in your department watching Helly. It's the longest I've ever been awake. I suppose it's what you could call my good old days. | + | Ms. Casey: For me, my favorite time was the eight hours I spent in your department watching Helly. It’s the longest I’ve ever been awake. I suppose it’s what you could call my good old days. |
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| - | MARK: There must be something we can do. | + | Mark: There must be something we can do. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: Why do you care what happens to me? | + | Ms. Casey: Why do you care what happens to me? |
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| - | MARK: Because we're people, not parts of people. | + | Mark: Because we’re people, not parts of people. |
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| - | MARK: Even with what little they gave us, these are our lives. | + | Mark: Even with what little they gave us, these are our lives. |
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| - | MARK: No one gets to just turn you off. | + | Mark: No one gets to just turn you off. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: You're nice, Mark. | + | Ms. Casey: You’re nice, Mark. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: " | + | Ms. Casey: " |
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| - | MILCHICK: You know it's good, right? That they don't remember each other? | + | Milchick: You know it’s good, right? That they don’t remember each other? |
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| - | MILCHICK: It means the chips work. It's a win. | + | Milchick: It means the chips work. It’s a win. |
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| - | COBEL: Take her back down to the [[testing floor]], please. | + | Cobel: Take her back down to the testing floor, please. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: Do you know if I'm happy up there? | + | Ms. Casey: Do you know if I’m happy up there? |
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| - | MILCHICK: Of course. You do all sorts of wonderful things. | + | Milchick: Of course. You do all sorts of wonderful things. |
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| - | MS. CASEY: Could I just... | + | Ms. Casey: Could I just... |
| - | MILCHICK: I'm sorry. | + | Milchick: I’m sorry. |
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| - | MILCHICK: I just have so much to do today. | + | Milchick: I just have so much to do today. |
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| - | MILCHICK: On you go. | + | Milchick: On you go. |
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| - | HELLY: Mark. | + | Helly: Mark. |
| - | IRVING: Where were you? | + | Irving: Where were you? |
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| - | MARK: They gave me a wellness check. | + | Mark: They gave me a wellness check. |
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| - | MARK: Okay. You're all set for the waffle party. | + | Mark: Okay. You’re all set for the waffle party. |
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| - | DYLAN: How's Ms. Casey? I mean, I'm over her, but I still wanna be friends. | + | Dylan: How’s Ms. Casey? I mean, I’m over her, but I still wanna be friends. |
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| - | MARK: They fired her. | + | Mark: They fired her. |
| - | DYLAN: What? | + | Dylan: What? |
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| - | MARK: Yeah. She just found out. | + | Mark: Yeah. She just found out. |
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| - | HELLY: Well, can we help her? Is there anything we can do? | + | Helly: Well, can we help her? Is there anything we can do? |
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| - | MARK: I don't know. | + | Mark: I don’t know. |
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| - | MARK: Is everyone sure they wanna do this? | + | Mark: Is everyone sure they wanna do this? |
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| - | MILCHICK: Any Macrodats ready to party? | + | Milchick: Any Macrodats ready to party? |
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| - | MARK: Yeah. | + | Mark: Yeah. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Dylan G.'s waffle party will commence at close of day. In the meantime, I've ordered the [[pre-waffle party egg bar social]] for everyone. | + | Milchick: Dylan G.’s waffle party will commence at close of day. In the meantime, I’ve ordered the pre-Waffle Party egg bar social for everyone. |
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| - | DYLAN: Yes! Pay dirt! Yeah! | + | Dylan: Yes! Pay dirt! Yeah! |
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| - | MILCHICK: All of you deserve this for reaching quota. | + | Milchick: All of you deserve this for reaching quota. |
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| - | MILCHICK: But before we begin…a very special gift for a very special Dylan. | + | Milchick: But before we begin…a very special gift for a very special Dylan. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Our three-time R of the Q! A man whose mind is as sharp as his incisors. | + | Milchick: Our three-time R of the Q! A man whose mind is as sharp as his incisors. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Right, bud? | + | Milchick: Right, bud? |
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| - | HELLY: Open it. | + | Helly: Open it. |
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| - | DYLAN: Yeah, I bet you'd like that, fuckers. But my prize, my eyes, so… | + | Dylan: Yeah, I bet you’d like that, fuckers. But my prize, my eyes, so… |
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| - | MILCHICK: Maybe you should show them, Dylan. Show them what you requested. | + | Milchick: Maybe you should show them, Dylan. Show them what you requested. |
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| - | MARK: Yeah, show us, man. | + | Mark: Yeah, show us, man. |
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| - | DYLAN: Fine. | + | Dylan: Fine. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Okay, yeah. Let's switch up the vibe in here. | + | Milchick: Okay, yeah. Let’s switch up the vibe in here. |
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| - | MARK: Good? | + | Mark: Good? |
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| - | HELLY: Jesus, this is actually good. | + | Helly: Jesus, this is actually good. |
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| - | DYLAN: Yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck. | + | Dylan: Yeah, the egg bar is coveted as fuck. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Look at this thing over here. Looking good. | + | Milchick: Look at this thing over here. Looking good. |
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| - | HELLY: I should be the one to stay behind. | + | Helly: I should be the one to stay behind. |
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| - | DYLAN: Nope. | + | Dylan: Nope. |
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| - | HELLY: Don't you wanna see your kid again? | + | Helly: Don’t you wanna see your kid again? |
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| - | DYLAN: What we're doing tonight is just the first step. | + | Dylan: What we’re doing tonight is just the first step. |
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| - | HELLY: Are you sure? | + | Helly: Are you sure? |
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| - | [[NATALIE]]: Helly.R attempted suicide three weeks ago. | + | Natalie: Helly R. attempted suicide three weeks ago. |
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| - | COBEL: Yes, she did. | + | Cobel: Yes, she did. |
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| - | NATALIE: How could you not tell us? | + | Natalie: How could you not tell us? |
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| - | COBEL: Did Milchick give you those? | + | Cobel: Did Milchick give you those? |
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| - | NATALIE: Answer the question. | + | Natalie: Answer the question. |
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| - | COBEL: Am I speaking with [[the Board]]? | + | Cobel: Am I speaking with the Board? |
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| - | NATALIE: We also know that you've been spending time at the home of [[Devon Scout-Hale|Mark Scout's sister]]. | + | Natalie: We also know that you’ve been spending time at the home of Mark Scout’s sister. |
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| - | COBEL: Right. | + | Cobel: Right. |
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| - | NATALIE: It has been decided that you be suspended from your position, effective immediately. You are fired. | + | Natalie: It has been decided that you be suspended from your position, effective immediately. You are fired. |
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| - | COBEL: Go— | + | Cobel: Go— |
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| - | COBEL: Oh, fuck off, Natalie! Is the Board even there? | + | Cobel: Oh, fuck off, Natalie! Is the Board even there? |
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| - | THE BOARD: Yes. | + | The Board: Yes. |
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| - | COBEL: I'm sorry. That was rude. | + | Cobel: I’m sorry. That was rude. |
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| - | COBEL: I can explain everything to the Board tonight, please. | + | Cobel: I can explain everything to the Board tonight, please. |
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| - | NATALIE: The Board has concluded the call. | + | Natalie: The Board has concluded the call. |
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| - | IRVING: "Endow in each swing of your ax or swipe of your pen the sum of your affections, that through me they may be purified and returned. No higher purpose may be found than this. Nor any… higher love." | + | Irving: "Endow in each swing of your ax or swipe of your pen the sum of your affections, that through me they may be purified and returned. No higher purpose may be found than this. Nor any… higher love." |
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| - | HELLY: I figured it out. The goats lay the eggs. | + | Helly: I figured it out. The goats lay the eggs. |
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| - | MARK: Oh, my God. You got it! | + | Mark: Oh, my God. You got it! |
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| - | HELLY: You scared about tonight? | + | Helly: You scared about tonight? |
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| - | MARK: Yeah. I'm scared of getting caught. | + | Mark: Yeah. I’m scared of getting caught. |
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| - | HELLY: They left us unattended, and thought we'd be too dumb to notice. They won't see this coming. | + | Helly: They left us unattended, and thought we’d be too dumb to notice. They won’t see this coming. |
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| - | MARK: Or we won't wake up. | + | Mark: Or we won’t wake up. |
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| - | MARK: Or we're all assholes out there. | + | Mark: Or we’re all assholes out there. |
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| - | HELLY: Well, that's a given for me. | + | Helly: Well, that’s a given for me. |
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| - | MARK: You know, I just hope it turns out I have things I care about. Like, for real. | + | Mark: You know, I just hope it turns out I have things I care about. Like, for real. |
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| - | HELLY: You pretended to care about me pretty well. | + | Helly: You pretended to care about me pretty well. |
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| - | MARK: You're easy to pretend to care about. | + | Mark: You’re easy to pretend to care about. |
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| - | HELLY: Thank you. As are you. | + | Helly: Thank you. As are you. |
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| - | MARK: Thanks. | + | Mark: Thanks. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Okay, Refiners! | + | Milchick: Okay, Refiners! |
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| - | MILCHICK: I need to see about a management issue, and this party is over. | + | Milchick: I need to see about a management issue, and this party is over. |
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| - | MILCHICK: I'll leave the food. | + | Milchick: I’ll leave the food. |
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| - | IRVING: Thank you, Mr. Milchick. | + | Irving: Thank you, Mr. Milchick. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Dylan, I'll be back to escort you to [[Perpetuity | + | Milchick: Dylan, I’ll be back to escort you to Perpetuity shortly. |
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| - | MILCHICK: Key card. | + | Milchick: Key card. |
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| - | MILCHICK: On you go then. | + | Milchick: On you go then. |
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| - | MARK: Okay, look, you don't mess with any other departments. | + | Mark: Okay, look, you don’t mess with any other departments. |
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| - | MARK: It's just us three. | + | Mark: It’s just us three. |
| - | DYLAN: I know. | + | Dylan: I know. |
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| - | HELLY: The machine's designed to be operated by two— | + | Helly: The machine’s designed to be operated by two— |
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| - | DYLAN: Two people. I'll be fine. Can I have the stuff, please? | + | Dylan: Two people. I’ll be fine. Can I have the stuff, please? |
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| - | MARK: Now, look, it's likely we'll all wake up around people. Could be driving or skiing, whatever we do up there. So be ready for anything as you go up the elevator. Okay? | + | Mark: Now, look, it’s likely we’ll all wake up around people. Could be driving or skiing, whatever we do up there. So be ready for anything as you go up the elevator. Okay? |
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| - | MARK: The important thing is you find someone it seems you can trust, and you tell them everything. | + | Mark: The important thing is you find someone it seems you can trust, and you tell them everything. |
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| - | HELLY: And we don't know how long Dylan will be able to give us, so we can't get distracted digging into our lives. | + | Helly: And we don’t know how long Dylan will be able to give us, so we can’t get distracted digging into our lives. |
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| - | IRVING: Right. The mission is the priority. | + | Irving: Right. The mission is the priority. |
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| - | MARK: I probably should've told you guys… | + | Mark: I probably should’ve told you guys… |
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| - | MARK: But I kept this. And there was a part of it that— Well… | + | Mark: But I kept this. And there was a part of it that— Well… |
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| - | MARK: "Our job… is to taste free air." Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall. | + | Mark: "Our job… is to taste free air." Your so-called boss may own the clock that taunts you from the wall. |
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| - | MARK: But, my..." | + | Mark: But, my..." |
| - | DYLAN: "But, my friends, the hour is yours." | + | Dylan: "But, my friends, the hour is yours." |
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| - | DYLAN: Page 197 slaps. | + | Dylan: Page 197 slaps. |
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| - | IRVING: Okay, kids. Let's find out what's for dinner. | + | Irving: Okay, kids. Let’s find out what’s for dinner. |
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| - | HELLY: You think we're about to meet our spouses? | + | Helly: You think we’re about to meet our spouses? |
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| - | MARK: Maybe. | + | Mark: Maybe. |
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| - | HELLY: Maybe it's each other. That'd be a hoot. | + | Helly: Maybe it’s each other. That’d be a hoot. |
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| - | MARK: Yeah. | + | Mark: Yeah. |
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| - | MARK: Yeah, like, mid-argument over car wash coupons. | + | Mark: Yeah, like, mid-argument over car wash coupons. |
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| - | HELLY: " | + | Helly: " |
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| - | HELLY: Okay. | + | Helly: Okay. |
| - | MARK: All right. | + | Mark: All right. |
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| - | HELLY: In case we don't come back. Or, I don't know, in case we do? | + | Helly: In case we don’t come back. Or, I don’t know, in case we do? |
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| - | MARK: Right. | + | Mark: Right. |
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| - | HELLY: Good luck out there, boss. | + | Helly: Good luck out there, boss. |
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| - | DYLAN: "Type. Trackball. Type. Flip. Trackball. Enter. Shift. Enter." | + | Dylan: "Type. Trackball. Type. Flip. Trackball. Enter. Shift. Enter." |
| < | < | ||
| - | MILCHICK: Are you ready, Dylan G.? | + | Milchick: Are you ready, Dylan G.? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MILCHICK: Dylan G.? | + | Milchick: Dylan G.? |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: I'll be out in a minute! | + | Dylan: I’ll be out in a minute! |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: " | + | Dylan: " |
| < | < | ||
| - | MILCHICK: Enjoy. | + | Milchick: Enjoy. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Fuck her goddamn soul forever into hell! Filth and fucking fire until she fucking dies! Fuck her and her fucking fake smile! | + | Cobel: Fuck her goddamn soul forever into hell! Filth and fucking fire until she fucking dies! Fuck her and her fucking fake smile! |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Oh, God. Fuck her goddamn soul! | + | Cobel: Oh, God. Fuck her goddamn soul! |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: No. | + | Cobel: No. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Why? | + | Cobel: Why? |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Mark. | + | Cobel: Mark. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Hi, Mrs. Selvig. Sorry to just pop over… | + | Mark: Hi, Mrs. Selvig. Sorry to just pop over… |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Yes? What is it? | + | Cobel: Yes? What is it? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Well, I'm headed to Devon and [[Ricken | + | Mark: Well, I’m headed to Devon and Ricken’s. |
| < | < | ||
| Mark: They have that party tonight. | Mark: They have that party tonight. | ||
| - | COBEL: And? | + | Cobel: And? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Well, Devon asked me to double-check, | + | Mark: Well, Devon asked me to double-check, |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: I am sorry, Mark. I'm just... I'm not feeling quite myself this evening. | + | Cobel: I am sorry, Mark. I’m just... I’m not feeling quite myself this evening. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Oh, no. I get it. I mean, it's not a funeral. So... | + | Mark: Oh, no. I get it. I mean, it’s not a funeral. So... |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: You know, maybe I could drive my own car. | + | Cobel: You know, maybe I could drive my own car. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Yes! | + | Mark: Yes! |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: And that way I could leave if I'm uncomfortable or afraid. | + | Cobel: And that way I could leave if I’m uncomfortable or afraid. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Sure, yeah. That sounds great. | + | Mark: Sure, yeah. That sounds great. |
| < | < | ||
| - | IRVING: Hey. Did you miss me? | + | Irving: Hey. Did you miss me? |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: The elusive Mark. | + | Ricken: The elusive Mark. |
| - | MARK: Never thought of myself as elusive. | + | Mark: Never thought of myself as elusive. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Welcome. Welcome. | + | Ricken: Welcome. Welcome. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Okay. The reading starts in eight minutes. Mark, you've got your copy to follow along, yes? | + | Ricken: Okay. The reading starts in eight minutes. Mark, you’ve got your copy to follow along, yes? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: I... You know, I think I left it by my bed. | + | Mark: I... You know, I think I left it by my bed. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Shoot. Really? | + | Ricken: Shoot. Really? |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Okay, shoot! | + | Ricken: Okay, shoot! |
| - | MARK: Indeed. Yeah, I'm sorry. | + | Mark: Indeed. Yeah, I’m sorry. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: And it's a 15-minute drive back, so you could still catch...You know what? It's fine. | + | Ricken: And it’s a 15-minute drive back, so you could still catch...You know what? It’s fine. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Unless you want to. | + | Ricken: Unless you want to. |
| - | MARK: Well… | + | Mark: Well… |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: My friends. | + | Devon: My friends. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Hey. | + | Mark: Hey. |
| - | DEVON: Hi. | + | Devon: Hi. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Baby's first party for Daddy. | + | Ricken: Baby’s first party for Daddy. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Look, she's so drunk. | + | Mark: Look, she’s so drunk. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: So, there is so much food in there. | + | Devon: So, there is so much food in there. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: [[Rebeck]]! She may be willing to share her copy with you. But I should ask her directly, or she might be offended. | + | Ricken: Rebeck! She may be willing to share her copy with you. But I should ask her directly, or she might be offended. |
| < | < | ||
| - | RICKEN: Excuse me. | + | Ricken: Excuse me. |
| - | MARK & DEVON: Okay. | + | Mark & Devon: Okay. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: He is on it. | + | Mark: He is on it. |
| - | DEVON: I know. | + | Devon: I know. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Sister and brother. | + | Devon: Sister and brother. |
| - | MARK: Alone at last. | + | Mark: Alone at last. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Gross. Hey, do you wanna give me your coat? | + | Devon: Gross. Hey, do you wanna give me your coat? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: This is nice. | + | Mark: This is nice. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Yeah? | + | Devon: Yeah? |
| - | MARK: Yeah. | + | Mark: Yeah. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: You're a good wife and mother and stuff. | + | Mark: You’re a good wife and mother and stuff. |
| - | DEVON: Thanks. | + | Devon: Thanks. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Oh, yeah. All glory unto Devon. | + | Devon: Oh, yeah. All glory unto Devon. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Yeah, all glory, and screw you. | + | Mark: Yeah, all glory, and screw you. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Hey, we should talk later. | + | Mark: Hey, we should talk later. |
| - | DEVON: Yeah? | + | Devon: Yeah? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Yeah. I've been pondering a decently-sized life change. | + | Mark: Yeah. I’ve been pondering a decently-sized life change. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Uh-oh. | + | Devon: Uh-oh. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Well, I gotta float around and host, but thank you for being here. | + | Devon: Well, I gotta float around and host, but thank you for being here. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Yeah, of course. Yeah. | + | Mark: Yeah, of course. Yeah. |
| - | DEVON: Come here. | + | Devon: Come here. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Watch for leakies, Mark. | + | Cobel: Watch for leakies, Mark. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DEVON: Hi, Mrs. Selvig. | + | Devon: Hi, Mrs. Selvig. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: But, Mark, | + | Cobel: But, Mark, |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: I am sorry I was so terse before. | + | Cobel: I am sorry I was so terse before. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Oh, no, no, no. | + | Mark: Oh, no, no, no. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: I just had a bad day at the shop. | + | Cobel: I just had a bad day at the shop. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Well, I'm sorry to hear that. But it's... Glad you're here now. | + | Mark: Well, I’m sorry to hear that. But it’s... Glad you’re here now. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Yeah. | + | Cobel: Yeah. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Work's just work, right? | + | Mark: Work’s just work, right? |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Yes. | + | Cobel: Yes. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Okay. | + | Dylan: Okay. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Okay, " | + | Dylan: Okay, " |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Okay, so this is...Where's... Where's MDR? | + | Dylan: Okay, so this is...Where’s... Where’s MDR? |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Shift. | + | Dylan: Shift. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Manage. Confirm. Okay. | + | Dylan: Manage. Confirm. Okay. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: That's... | + | Dylan: That’s... |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: " | + | Dylan: " |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Okay. Helly R. | + | Dylan: Okay. Helly R. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Come on. Come on. Come on. | + | Dylan: Come on. Come on. Come on. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Mark. All right. Irving. | + | Dylan: Mark. All right. Irving. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Fuck. | + | Dylan: Fuck. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Okay, " | + | Dylan: Okay, " |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Well, anyway, I should probabl... | + | Mark: Well, anyway, I should probabl... |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: I don't mean to be nosy, but… | + | Cobel: I don’t mean to be nosy, but… |
| - | MARK: No, no. | + | Mark: No, no. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: …I heard you say to Devon something about a life change? | + | Cobel: …I heard you say to Devon something about a life change? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Well, I was gonna have a talk with her about my job actually. | + | Mark: Well, I was gonna have a talk with her about my job actually. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: At Lumon? | + | Cobel: At Lumon? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Yeah. | + | Mark: Yeah. |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: I was gonna tell her that I'm thinking I might quit. | + | Mark: I was gonna tell her that I’m thinking I might quit. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Quit? | + | Cobel: Quit? |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: " | + | Dylan: " |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: " | + | Dylan: " |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Are you serious? | + | Cobel: Are you serious? |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: Yeah. I just... | + | Mark: Yeah. I just... |
| < | < | ||
| - | MARK: This severance thing, it… Not sure I need it anymore. | + | Mark: This severance thing, it… Not sure I need it anymore. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Okay. | + | Dylan: Okay. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: "Now find… A." | + | Dylan: "Now find… A." |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Great. | + | Dylan: Great. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Do it. | + | Cobel: Do it. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Shit. | + | Cobel: Shit. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Come on. | + | Dylan: Come on. |
| < | < | ||
| - | COBEL: Get away from them, Mark. | + | Cobel: Get away from them, Mark. |
| < | < | ||
| - | DYLAN: Come here. | + | Dylan: Come here. |
| </ | </ | ||
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