=======Wellness Facts======== This is a partial transcript of the facts about the outies of visitors to the Apple Severance activation at San Diego Comic-Con 2022. If you attended this event and have documentation of other facts, please alert the Discord community. * Your Outie is kind. * Your Outie has brightened people’s days by merely smiling. * Your Outie makes time for people even when they’re slow and dawdling. * Your Outie is courteous to strangers without expectation of reward. * Your Outie can set up a tent in under three minutes. * Your Outie knows a beautiful rock from a plain one. * Your Outie enjoys giving hugs to the poor. * Your Outie is gentle. * Your Outie will ascend to Heaven upon his death if such a place exists. * Your Outie is a motorist. * Your Outie spells and punctuates his written sentences in the proper way. * Your Outie is honest to law enforcement workers. * Your Outie gives food and money to the destitute. * Your Outie can make a (flophouse) or apartment feel like a home. * Your Outie makes pleasing noises. * Your Outie can leap admirably but does not do so to show off. * Your Outie is admired by domesticated animals. * Your Outie does not make adults with visible orthodontia feel uncomfortable or judged. * Your Outie waits patiently in lines. * Your Outie has survived multiple earthquakes and will survive another. * Your Outie can pick up an animal without injuring it. * Your Outie dances like nobody is watching. * Your Outie eats pitted fruits in moderation. * Your Outie always remembers a face. ===Lost in translation:=== * Your Outie was once injured (…) * Your Outie (#####) (#########) around (######) (####) (###) (###) * Your Outie does not give (########) (##) * Your Outie does not (####) time in the (#######)s * Your Outie has both (####) and pep