===== Petey's Red Envelope Greeting Card =====

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{{petey-red-envelope-s01e01.png?|Red envelope}}
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[[Peter Kilmer|Petey]] slipped [[Mark Scout]] a greeting card in a red envelope when he met him at [[pip_s_bar_grille]] in [[s1e1]].

===== Gallery =====

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===== Transcription =====

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HAPPY 
BIRTHDAY,
NIECE!

Mark, 
Sorry about the card. I had to grab something and I know it's not appropriate, though I'm sure you'd be a really (fucking) awesome niece. We used to wonder what kind of men we were on the outside. What choices we had made, and why. I used to think it would take a monster to put someone in a place like that office. Especially if the person was himself. But we are not monsters, Mark. Not real ones. If you don't want to know what's going down there, I won't force it. But if you do, there's an address on the back of this card. Go alone, and you'll find the beginning of a very long answer.

499 Half Loop rd.
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===== See Also =====
* [[List of objects]]
{{tag>Objects Writings}}